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So yesterday in the car, my daughter tells me “I love going to school” (looking in the rear view mirror i say “that’s good”, “why is that”)?
“My teacher told me you don’t live as long if you stay at home….”
Has the attendance drive gone a little too far @NEUnion @karamballes?
Yesterdays diet:
Breakfast- Doritos and dip
Lunch- 2 handfuls of dry roasted peanuts
Dinner- Fish and chips
And I am sorry! But not sorry enough to not do it again! #blamelockdown
I’ve literally just ordered a takeaway just so I can get a bottle of lemonade for a vodka. No I can’t walk 10mins down the road to the shop #blamelockdown #lazyslob
I have just ordered far more dahlia tubers than is entirely sensible #blamelockdown
My news years resolution ‘to stop buying things I do not need’ is going really well!!!!!! 😳😫 #blamelockdown
Diwali has now become that one day in the year where I wear old ethnic clothes only for it to showcase how much more weight I've put on #blamelockdown #HappyDiwali
High Aarts #blamelockdown
Watched #LoveIslandAUS right until the final and managed to hold off googling until then so as to avoid spoilers. Well I’ve googled now, and am I can say is OMG!
Sorry, I appreciate this is a niche, and probably rather sad, tweet 😝 #blamelockdown
I love this - don’t know why it’s made me a bit emotional - #blamelockdown I love how UB makes these guys feel! The smiles on the recipients are wonderful! #LiftOthers
Spend your day lifting other up...
Why do i find this so funny ???😂
#BlameLockdown
Turns out that @lancaster1951 really likes @thornbridge The River Knows, so I've had to put my 2nd beer order in of the day, so much for not ordering beer, who am I kidding... "Hello, my name is Richard and i have an addiction to buying beer" #blamelockdown #craftbeer #buybuybuy
Watching these old @OfficialPSL games, your football commentators can’t hide their pain when their faves are suffering on the field and it has been like this since forever... 🥵😷 #day54oflockdown #blamelockdown #Level3Loading
Here's this week's KS2 Celebration Assembly: housepoint if you can spot the missing apostrophe 😳 #blamelockdown
https://t.co/Oeagdhgrmo
My son just made me a cup rooibos with 2 slices laced with peanut butter and magarine... #blamelockdown for these bad late-night habits 😷☕️
Listening is a skill, you can’t be a good speaker if you are not a good listener... go argue with your drunk friends, I don’t drink mbamba o nchebe nna 😷 #blamelockdown #Day35ofLockdown #level4lockdown
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