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When you jump, keep your legs together and clench your ass cheeks. Or else, waterwill fly up your butthole and pulverize your intestine.
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I'm looking for a little slap and pickle.
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No one ever suspects the fun police. #brokenlizardquotes #clubdread
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It vas ze greatest beer und all ze world!
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If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.
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Oh, that is a beautiful name. "Peenalop."
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I always sleep a little better with a little sausage in me.
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The Story of Machete Phil
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The green. ones make me hornie.
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I'm better when I'm Drunk.
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Be happy in your work, Pear. #brokenlizardquotes #clubdread
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You would need a ladder to F*** a moose.
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I'm sorry. It's just that I feel so cooped up in these U-boats. I had a bad experience in once.
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It's never a party until someone breaks the jacuzzi. #brokenlizardquotes #clubdread
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The key to life is happiness in your household.
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Prost.
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If you don't have fun, the fun will be provided for you.
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I was Andre Agassi's tennis partner for a week. I'm the one who taught 'Dre how to play Cocks and Quarters. Can you believe he'd never played Cocks and Quarters?
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If you don’t have fun, the fun will be provided for you.
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