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My lake neighbor/ drinking buddy isn’t up this weekend and I wanted to shame him & just text him that I have a new bottle of Shanky’s whip but he’s not here. He just sent me a txt, I’ll be there in 90 😳. I wasn’t planning on heavy drinking tonight. #CalledMyBluff 🤦♂️

#LilMan I don’t wanna walk bones
Me I’m about to leave w/o you
LM will you come back?
#CalledMyBluff🤦♀️😆🤪
For anyone traveling to Sheffield today, be careful of the homeless people, one asked me for food money last time I was there, instead I offered to buy him food and he actually wanted it, cost me £10 in Taco Bell #CalledMyBluff
@geoffbrand84 I did that once and the guy just said ok. I will cancel your account. That was it. Had to call back a week later and sign back up. Lol #calledmybluff 🤣
I told my son that if he learned all the songs from @HamiltonMusical then I would buy him an iPod for Xmas. He’s only got two songs left to learn. 😬😬#Hamilton #calledmybluff #Hamilkids
So we applied for the EIDL, and they’re offering us $150K... hold up son, I don’t need that much... #calledmybluff
Many lessons were learned here....
1. @tuxedotito will call your bluff EVERY TIME
2. Don’t piss off your chat
3. Ask for 20 gifted next time!
Eat your heart out, Hasselhoff!
#QuantumUP #calledmybluff
Parenting error 3645: Threaten to cancel the playdate that means that you will actually have a whole afternoon with no children.
#impasse #loselose #calledmybluff #parenting
I like flossing an hour before the dentist and trying to convince an actual mouth doctor that “I floss twice a day”. Then my gums bleed before they even tear the floss. #calledmybluff
This sucks... my old tricks to get 2.0to fall in line don’t work anymore🤦🏻♂️. #calledmybluff #deadphonenumber

Another act of commitment tonight. I am dying right now. #CalledMyBluff

He laughed and said "That was awesome". The mat is still there. Haunting me. #matsaga #calledmybluff https://t.co/KjwKvNTxU2
@jennafischer what happened after your husband found the mat outside his office? #matsaga #matsagaquestions
Visited The Bluffs for the first time! Rad spot #calledmybluff #bluffmancantbreath @ Scarborough… https://t.co/GtcS67xjpD
I'm all "pick that up or I'm going to throw it away" and Lil Dude's all "okay throw it away." #parentingfail #calledmybluff
@EmilieCHagen if it werent 4 the adidas pics and the fact that you're gonna be a famous comedian soon, I might. But I can't. #calledmybluff
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