#cerealtruth - Twitter Hashtag

about 8 years ago

Clausewitz Von Cereal (inventor of cereal) decreed that “milk goes into bowl before cereal” but he was assassinated by the Countess Helga Cereal the First before it reached his disciples. #MilkGoesBeforeCereal #CerealKiller #CerealTruth

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TSilkies @Sharkurricane

about 8 years ago

Reese’s Puffs was an attempt by Cocoa Puffs to expand their consumer base by appealing to the psychopaths who like Peanut Butter Crunch #CerealTruth #CerealKiller

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TSilkies @Sharkurricane

about 8 years ago

Trix Cereal was an even worse version of Fruit Loops that only benefitted from shaping their flavorless puffs like fruit. Also they abused rabbits! #CerealTruth #CerealKiller

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TSilkies @Sharkurricane

about 8 years ago

Kellogg’s Corn Pops had great marketing, but is such a bad cereal even a raccoon wouldn’t eat them. Am I right @ProperOpinion!? #CerealTruth #CerealKiller

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TSilkies @Sharkurricane

about 8 years ago

Honey Nut Cheerios is like the Star Wars Prequels. They took an old and boring thing and made it better #CerealTruth

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TSilkies @Sharkurricane

about 8 years ago

Cheerios are the mineral water of the cereal world. Anyone who likes them is clearly a serial killer #CerealTruth

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Jessica Smith Cross @jessiecatherine

over 10 years ago

NY Times misinterprets a survey response, WaPo turns it into a Snake People trend piece and everyone else re-reports it #cerealtruth

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