Top Tweets for #clebisms
“When life gives you a mullet, you open a diner. Or when you open a diner you keep your mullet. Whichever comes first.” #Clebisms
“Fashion? I know fashion. Fashion is being butt naked. If God intended us to wear clothes, we would have been born with clothes.” #clebisms
*Puts hands on hubby’s pecks*
“If you like what you see you could sign up for my 6 week program” #clebisms #napoleondynamite #rexkwondo
"My butt cheeks could cut through steel if I wanted them to." #clebisms
“It’s silent as the wind, but stings like a viper... thus is my mustache.” #clebisms
“Whipped cream is like the 9th wonder of the world. The 8th is my butt.” #clebisms
“I do love a good bean chant” #clebisms
Me- “Why is bread so good?”
Caleb- “I mean it IS Jesus’ handiwork.”
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“Do you know fannee doolee?” “Yea it’s that she only likes the.. she only does the.. words that.. likes the words that make up fannee doolee?” #clebisms
“Why have a depends and not pee in it?” #clebisms
"I'm just lookin' at Waluigi memes." #clebisms
“I thought a woodchuck was a bird” #clebisms
“God made a rubber tree for a reason.” -Caleb on how Catholics are against protection #clebisms
“You can’t talk crap about bu-ccees until you’ve taken a crap at bu-ccees.” #clebisms
"It's just a lot of babies are just fat chub sacks." - my husband on how only some babies are cute #clebisms
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