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A lovely morning here.
Perfect for battering yourself smack in the middle of your forehead with one of the more solid parts of a clothes airer, it would seem.
Highlight of the day thus far...
#ClumsyGit
Went for a cold water swim
in here today. It felt truly amazing.
Not quite so amazing was tripping up in my flip flops afterwards and face planting the pavement.
Anyway, here’s some photos I took before it all went wrong 🥴 #scarborough #seaswimming #clumsygit

Where did you get the bruises on your arm?
I had blood drawn this week. It’s not from the process, but I did bump into every door frame in the building going in and out.
#ClumsyGit
Back in the day I thought about trying to become an actor. (Seriously) Just mentioned it to @Wine_N_Shoes and I said "I could have been #RodneyTrotter"...she replied "you ARE Rodney Trotter!!" @SimmsLCFC89
#ClumsyGit
That beat just after, when you wonder how bad it is. Then the faffing trying to apply a plaster etc when you are on your own… then coping with said plaster and how your finger then seems to bash everything… deep joy. #doodleaday #clumsygit #ouchy

Still keeping it elevated as much as possible. Sigh. #sprainedankle #annoying #clumsygit https://t.co/D7LOMxk5nL
🤬🤬🤬🤬 Recycling might be good for the planet but not good for me 😡 slipped flattening the bin nearly ripped my calf muscle #clumsygit 😂 might give the bike ride a miss 🤔
Just went sprawling over an open dishwasher door. What’s worse is that I saw it and thought I’d stepped over it! Knee up like a balloon and very sore #clumsygit #sober #evenworse
@LeRoiHaptalon @Paula4Geelong @islandfm How long before Insurance Premiums prevent travelling to Herm. Oh dear I fell over it must be someone’s fault because it can’t be mine #clumsygit
Getting some beautiful colours now #clumsygit

That was undeserved. We should have gpt those 3 points!!! Falling through the chairs after hasn't helped matters :( #scfc #clumsygit

@JakeReesMogg He should be an ambassador for the Dyspraxia Foundation #clumsygit

Kids-pool, @MaiaDunphy - well earned nap. Me..........? I'm having a Guinness after tearing a wee lump out of big toe earlier #clumsygit
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