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@PatrickRothfuss When talking with Pat at a convention always bring him a bottle of quality mead. #conventionprotocols
@PatrickRothfuss when the pat is grooming fur in the bathroom mirror, please do not ask for samples.
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@PatrickRothfuss Yes, Pat has a thrice-locked chest. You may not touch his chest. To do so is considered unkvothe, lackless and covfefe. #ConventionProtocols
When talking with Pat at a convention, under no circumstances should you speak a word which contains a silent e.
#ConventionProtocols
If you encounter Pat Rothfuss at a convention, do not make any sudden motions or prolonged eye contact.
#ConventionProtocols
Okay #GenCon. I have coffee and I'm heading to my signing.
That said, this might be a good time to review our #ConventionProtocols...
Do not blink in my presence, and avoid using any words which contain a silent e.#ConventionProtocols
If Pat dyes his hair red, starts moving sensually & talking to every woman, use the Bat-Sleep spray .@PatrickRothfuss #ConventionProtocols
"@Molly23: @PatrickRothfuss If security allows it, bring a sacrificial doll house for @PatrickRothfuss to stomp down." #ConventionProtocols
"@Lertulo: Under no circumstances should Pat be left unsupervised near the punch bowl. #ConventionProtocols"
This is true.
Do not approach Patrick Rothfuss without your security turnip. #ConventionProtocols
When approaching Pat, do not make sudden movements, eye contact, or smile. He will take this as a sign of aggression.
#ConventionProtocols
I'm at #C2E2 today, so this is probably a good time to review the #ConventionProtocols.
Feel free to chime in with your own...
"@BlackwoodKnight: While not required, pants are recommended while meeting Pat Rothfuss. #ConventionProtocols"
More of a suggestion really.
Lo. When requesting an audience, you shall present his wordship with many catgirls of pleasing shape and colour. #ConventionProtocols
When you meet @PatrickRothfuss at a convention, ASK HIM ABOUT HIS CURRENCY SYSTEMS. #ConventionProtocols
"@vihartvihart: If you die while meeting Pat Rothfuss, you die in real life #ConventionProtocols"
Unfortunately true.
"@greylistening: Upon meeting Pat Rothfuss at a convention, solemnly chant the Lobster Quadrille. #ConventionProtocols"
Do not blink in my presence, and avoid using any words which contain a silent e.
#ConventionProtocols
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