Top Tweets for #conyoproblems
Tongue in a lung ha. Paano naging 30 minutes yung 5 minutes kong pahinga? As in tunganga at buntong hininga lang iyon, ha. Peste. Sinvergüenza.
BTW, I looked it up before tweeting this. It’s “buntong hininga,” not “bugtong hininga.” #EnglisheroProblems #ConyoProblems
Me: What’s pagdiinan?
Geylbi: “diin” keyword. You make diin.
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Geylbi: Tama naman eh. Idk how else to say it.
Sakit mo sa bangs kahit wala akong bangs @struggail 🥲🥲🥲 #ConyoProblems
Success is when you make prito of the bangus without getting any talsik of the kumukulong mantika to your skin. #ConyoProblems
Charot.😂😂😂
*Walking along Taft tapos baha*
Me:
“Pag may dumaan na kotse na mabilis at may tubig na tatalsik, do I cover my face or my white shoes???”
#ConyoProblems
*village guard house*
Guard: Ano po pangalan?
Me: Michelle de Guzman.
Guard: Michelle?
Me: Yup.
Guard: Yap.
#SingkitProblems
#ConyoProblems
Last night's convo with @nikkaraguaaaa about selling her stuff...
Me: Bagsak presyo mo ba ibebenta?
Nikka: *nods*
Me: Nice!
Nikka to RM: *whispered* ano yun?
Me: 😂
#ConyoProblems
Remembered this Time When My Brother asked me what alas diyes meant and I said 11:00 😩 #ConyoProblems
When the guards in your village won't open a closed gate for you. They are so fired for not knowing who I am! 😠
#conyoproblems
Kung kelan I'm using my white vans, saka naman bumubuhos ang rain ng super malakas, like wth. #conyoproblems
*brother calls*
Julio: Juan what’s “Alas diyes?”
Me: That’s 9:00 diba?
And I realized alas diyes Means 10:00 pala... #ConyoProblems
#ConyoProblems 😂 https://t.co/QJkEwxfEEw
How to be conyo 101 with @EmmanNimedez @heyimrenee and @johnmatthewuy
Best cast ever sobrang G sa lahat! ❤️ Famous pero humble😭😭😭 https://t.co/ImFGZT84hW
I was speaking about the real divisoria. What a fucking idiot. #conyoproblems
My boyfriend is not just a brat. Mas maarte pa sakin. Iwan kita sa Tondo, Manila eh. 😒😒😒 #conyoproblems
i just can't find a nice white tshirt where it's not manipis, like-my-bra-is-bakat-manipis #conyoproblems
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