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Guess what time it is? 🎙️
- What should people never eat on July 4th? Fire crackers. 🧨
- What did the firecracker eat at the movies? Popcorn. 🍿
- What’s a firecracker’s favorite summer treat? Pop-sicles.
🤪 #cornydadjokes #4thOfJuly #IndependenceDay
Some call me The Corn Whisperer, but really, I’m just the in-house barber at The 509 Trader Joe's-West Newton,MA on Saturdays and every other Sunday! Just taking a little off the ears! (See what I did there?!!!) #CornyDadJokes #workingman #NoFarmsNoFood
Because my typer's suffering from seasonal allergies . . . 😈 #CornyDadJokes
¹My allergies had me sneezing all day.🤧 I’m feeling blessed.
²What type of chips suffer from allergies? Nachoos!
Ready for more corniness? #cornyDadjokes
◦Why did the turkey cross the road?
He wanted people to think he was a chicken. 🐔
◦Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?
He sensed fowl play.
🤪
How does a deaf person accept a mail package?
They sign for it.
#cornydadjokes
🎄Loving the Holiday Spirit at work!
Merry Christ-mask! 😉
@Stanford_RAAPM @stanfordanes
#HappyHolidays #Christmas #Hanukkah #Kwanzaa #NewYear #PeopleMakeItFun #LaughterBehindTheMask #LaughterIsTheBestMedicine
Actually, #PropfolIsTheBestMedcine
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#PeaceBeWithYou
@News8Daybreak @MarcIstook What’s Forrest Gump’s favorite password? 1Forrest1 😊 #iamup #cornydadjokes
Whenever my dad sees me wearing lashes, he always says “Oh I see you have your flappers on! Where are you flying off to?” 😂🧡#CornyDadJokes
Topic: Leap of faith ,podcast with a Texas High school coaching small school legend. #leapoffaith #texashighschoolfootball #gregproffitt #cornydadjokes #wellingtonskyrockets #goldthwaite… https://t.co/nAezMQI7lM
https://t.co/JPl386owIX #expectations #reality #expectationvsreality #johncherry #ashleyladd #tarletonstateuniversity #cornydadjokes… https://t.co/m4inEMfzWb
“I’ll have a Corona... hold the virus!” -a dad on vacation somewhere in Florida right now
Today we told each other jokes to begin understanding word play, while in our 100 year old getup. I was asked why I had so many corny dad jokes 😂 #100daysofschool #Wordplay #Cornydadjokes @WitWisdomELA
Is she they Keyes to success this game... let’s hope. #CornyDadJokes @Rivs_Fans Tell me it’s funny...
It's lineup⏰
We're live on @Twitch at 6:30 against @TheBostonPride 🦁
👀 on @Annakeys11 #reptherivs
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It will be nice to change it up against @CTWhale_NWHL Sunday if you want to look ahead, plan your day. 🐳 Puck Drop 4:10
@therealkevinTE I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon today. I wonder which will come first?
#HappyFathersDay
#CornyDadJokes
#TheResistance
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I wonder which will come first?
#HappyFatherDay to all.
#CornyDadJokes
@TTBL22 @PetiteNicoco @ksstormgal06 @JasonKeebler @FreeSpeechAppar @Katweegee @pinktastic615 @SarahDragonGirl @DienamiteRedder @KatieTierneyH @GingerLiberty @Tamaraw68415067 @maefengari @xadditupx @000funsize No more short jokes, guys. You hear me ok down there, Nico? #cornydadjokes
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