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Only been in the Isle Of Man 🇮🇲 since Friday and already I’ve been recognised by a few people who remember me from the Asda days 😂 🛒 #CouldntWriteIt #TwelveYears
Hi @GerryCarrollPBP could you help with this? You’re answering questions for the Minister now apparently!🤷♂️
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✍️We are 2 years into a 5 year mandate. We need to know what legislation is being prioritised, and dare I say it, where is the intended programme for government?? Looking forward to getting these answers…time will tell!
Wouldn’t be a shock to see Leslie Mark Hughes come back with a BANG in League Two… if Salford sack their manager. Massive Man U connection.. obviously heard nothing 👀 #bcafc #salford #mufc #couldntwriteit
Irritatingly, if Chilwell doesn’t play at all, I’ll get neither Ward-Prowse’s 7pts nor Trippier’s 8pts off my bench but instead Henry’s 1pt 😭 #CouldntWriteIt #Fpl #FPLCommunity
Hi @crickshouts, do you remember this?
We played the same team in the reverse fixture this week. And won, 9 down, with a 6 off the last ball needing 5 to win. Thought you might be interested.
(No video this time, similar scenes though!)
https://t.co/X7mLdr2BSw
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@crickshouts 45 off 40 balls to win when the number 11 walked to the crease. 41 runs and 39 balls later (4 to win), this happened ⬇️
🗞️Roma have been offered the chance to sign Dominic Calvert-Lewin. However they would only be willing to do a loan deal with an option to buy
(Source - @CorSport )
Imogen’s new obsession is Mrs Twirlyhorn. I was washing up and I recognised the voice, we have the same great taste🫢☺️I do wonder if it was from when I was pregnant and watched a lot of Sarah TV 😂 #SarahLancashire #SchoolofRoars #likemotherlikedaughter #Couldntwriteit
@IrishInquiry Complains about people entering country "illegally" byyyyy entering building illegally #Hilarious #CouldntWriteIt 🤣
we just bench, me and lucy walked back into my room, lucy stops me and seriously states ‘i’ve been dead funny at bench tonight” #couldntwriteit
Gutted had a call back for a feature but the filming dates have changed and I am away in Thailand #actorslife #couldntwriteit #casting #castingcall #whatwillbewillneverpassyouby #maybenexttime
My grandad’s blessing today…and the burying of his ashes. I think the events would have had him giggling up in heaven with my Nan by his side 💜💙x #family #love #CouldntWriteIt
We did a question this morning on the 'Early Morning Hard One' about what people expect they would see in HEAVEN.
The winner was called Helen Payne. 😂#TrueStory #CouldntWriteIt
Owned, trained, bred and ridden…
Extraordinary story in the last at Limerick. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 #CouldntWriteIt
"I'm forty and my father Mick Conheady was a jockey in the past. I'm a farmer and always keep one or two horses and the winners in the point-to-points keep us into it. This is my biggest success!" James Conheady on 125/1 bumper winner An Forghas @LimerickRaces
Can’t be the stupidity of the @LUFC fans lol Leeds fans singing "you're just a soft southern bastard" to Martin Odegaard, who is from Drammen, Norway, 600 miles north of Elland Road. #CouldntWriteIt #LeedsUnited #arsenal
Death, Taxes and Judd Trump playing David Lilley every tournament #CouldntWriteIt
Migrant in Finland complains there are too many Finns in the country….😂 🙈
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