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MinervaDB @WebScaleDBA

over 2 years ago

Just tried sharding my MySQL database before tuning any queries. Because why fix problems when you can multiply them? 😂 #DBAProblems #MySQL #MySQLTips #SQLTips #Humour

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@thewebscaledba

over 2 years ago

Just added my 100th index on the same column in PostgreSQL because, you know, I like my queries like I like my coffee: extremely fast and slightly overdone. ☕💨 #OverIndexing #DBAProblems #Geek #Humour #MinervaDB #ChistaDATA #PostgreSQL

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Paul Montgomery @m0nty

almost 8 years ago

Two listed AFL players called Bailey Williams is bad enough, but there is also now a second Callum Brown. And the other one is an Irishman, so his Gaelic name is probably Cuidlguwlghioeyf and they could have used that instead. #shakesfist #dbaproblems

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Mike Krafick @MKrafick

over 8 years ago

Enforcing uniformity of maintenance scripts with @puppetize sounded awesome. Then I realized how many "one off's" I had that need to be standardized. I think I am going to need a stiff drink. #dbaproblems

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Jeanne Masche @TheSQLGirl

over 9 years ago

How Long Before Your Database Runs Out of Space? https://t.co/ICCSYqryOy #DBAProblems #SQL #OutOfSpace

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Pieter Breed @pwab

almost 10 years ago

Overheard in the office: "A man cannot live off of SQL alone" #DBAProblems

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John Morehouse @SqlrUs

over 10 years ago · LOUISVILLE

When I use SQL Server as a calculator because I’m too lazy to actually open calculator. #dbaproblems

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mpmartinez.bsky.social @MP_Martinez

over 10 years ago

Starting my workday like... #DBAProblems

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Mike Krafick @MKrafick

over 10 years ago

My DBI alerting system is really pissed off that Runstats was shut off for one night. Like 917 Messages pissed off. #DBAproblems

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Andrew A. Rodriguez @arodr315

over 10 years ago

Ive been writing so much sql lately ive been finding myself puting underscores and semicolons instead of periods and spaces 😂😂 #dbaproblems

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Mike Hillwig-Shea @mikehillwig

almost 11 years ago

Using a linked server to query an Oracle database. I feel dirty. #dbaproblems

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The Southern Petite @TheSouthPetite

over 11 years ago

Im a lot out of it still, so im gonna get a #lunchable and hopefully sleep. #spoonProbs #DBAProblems #fireworkpeople

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Andrew Davis @A_Davis_19

about 12 years ago

Thanks to @bubz66 for stopping by today. And I guess bringing @leahedavis was ok to... #hospitalcaptivity #dbaproblems

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