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I can still remember the time I had my worst episode. I wanted to end it all. Now I’m struggling but I won’t give up. I’m already here, I can’t go back now #DeepDarkThoughts
Who needs an alarm clock when you have cats?
This week in #DeepDarkThoughts, It's cat o'clock.
https://t.co/L3pfGlbKRy
Putting gym equipment in the home is like putting home furnishings in a gym. It doesn't look right, and nobody is going to use it.
This week in #DeepDarkThoughts, Well, we finally got it into the house, now what do we do with it?
https://t.co/de3PrSqo89
When is it appropriate to play disco music? Trick question. The answer is never. Especially not at an RV park at 7 o'clock in the morning.
This week in #DeepDarkThoughts, I don't go camping for the Night Life, to Get Down, or to Boogie.
https://t.co/OcDAILRQqj
Why do #writers #write? What drives them? Where do their ideas come from? I have no idea, so stop asking so many questions.
This week in #DeepDarkThoughts, a little insight into the way my mind works. Good luck, and don't say I didn't warn you.
https://t.co/rKH9N9zeJw
In my twenties, I was a bad ass. Now I'm in my fifties, I still have the attitude but the body hasn't kept up. I guess today I'm just an ass.
This week in #DeepDarkThoughts, what is the equivalent to SWAT training for an old dude with bad knees?
https://t.co/8QY155AZQt
Trick-or-Treat! We may not be able to go door to door this year, but at least throwing rotten eggs at houses is still a socially-distanced, pandemic-approved activity.
This week in #DeepDarkThoughts, doing Halloween 2020-style.
https://t.co/mSxAObNLyN
It's official. The house is full. If my wife adopts one more animal, I'm going to need to start finding new homes for the kids.
This week in #DeepDarkThoughts, how many cats is too many cats?
https://t.co/dOAstK7dyB
If your annual victory garden looks like a carefully hoed patch of desert, I feel your pain.
This week in #DeepDarkThoughts, how to keep a garden alive. No, seriously. I'm looking for some help here. How can I keep this thing from dying?
https://t.co/BMk4d7Fw2Q
Ghosts aren't real! I hope.
This week in #DeepDarkThoughts, Is that a ghost in your house, or are you just happy to see me?
https://t.co/Yenl4zIffA
They say you should be careful what you wish for. You might just get it.
This week in #DeepDarkThoughts, my daughter made a special request for her birthday this year. Unfortunately, she got exactly what she asked for.
https://t.co/1YkJRehp5V
Fire fighters are not the only people who get paid while they are asleep. They are merely the only ones who are willing to admit it.
This week in #DeepDarkThoughts, The repercussions of getting caught sleeping in your patrol car.
https://t.co/stMZCa44Bp
I'm not allowed to leave the house and I'm not allowed to murder my family. Something has to give.
This week in #DeepDarkThoughts, what it's been like in the Wilbanks' household learning to live in the new abnormal.
https://t.co/v5Y2AFaiuh
Having a three-year-old in the house for the first time since my own kids were that age taught me one fact: I am not prepared for a three-year-old in the house.
This week in #DeepDarkThoughts, how I discovered I am no match for one determined toddler.
https://t.co/ne0r9U6Ufi
This week in #DeepDarkThoughts, part 2 of my harrowing tale of hospitalization for appendicitis. We learn why sharp instruments should not be put in the hands of children.
Spoiler: I survived. Barely.
https://t.co/71VrfX2GIr
I miss being a child, living every day without the thoughts and worry of death. As we get older we begin to watch our friends and family die off. If we’re lucky enough to make it that long to begin with.
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I attended a French film festival, recently. Does that sound pretentious?
My daughter made me go. Is that better, or worse?
This week in #DeepDarkThoughts, French cinema: What the heck are they saying, and why are even the dogs smoking cigarettes?
https://t.co/y8D4ftP2AY
How many times does the dog have to get sprayed before she learns that she should not be chasing the funny-looking black and white striped cats in our back yard? This week in #DeepDarkThoughts, some skunk conspiracy theory.
https://t.co/bO6gDHTEyE
It's always nice to get a weekend vacation away from one's problems. And by problems, I of course mean my kids.
This week in #DeepDarkThoughts, I visit an old friend and take a trip to the flea market. No, that's not a euphemism.
https://t.co/jn8Lj19apS
Is it weird that I post more pictures of alcohol than I do of my kids? It’s just that I enjoy the alcohol more.
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