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I just thought I saw my cousin’s kid in the audience of a show & then I remembered that her kid is currently 21 & not 8. Time is weird, man. 🫠
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Why did I just think about the fact that people who were born in the *mid-90s* are entering their 30s?
Did I just discover what year it is now? Where have I been?!?? 🤔
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I just want a life where I have an atrium & a cafeteria in my house
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The night I met my ex I was drunk & eating Spaghettios.
Today he sent me a cooking video & commented about me eating “canned ravioli”.
It’s been 25 years.
HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING?!? Canned ravioli. Shame.
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I don't understand the point of marketing germ killing cleaning products for toilet bowls. It literally houses fecal matter. It's going to get more. How much more good is this allegedly doing than using anything to clean it? 🤔 #DeepThoughtsWithQue
I’m grateful for surviving another trip around the sun. As 8/8 began another 8H year of my life, I am happy to leave behind bad patterns & accept more love & joy & connection into my life. Here’s to softening this b & her bad attitude (a little)
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I think this is when my night owl syndrome was really shaped. It was the only time I could use the computer without it being interrupted by the phone 🤔 #DeepThoughtsWithQue
Who remembers waiting 6 hours for a single MP3 to download?
Can someone please explain to me why rubbing alcohol has an expiration date? Serious question. 🤔
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I need some kind of a morphine equivalent chart, but for humectants & carbomers. You know, the skincare science variety 🤔
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It's funny to me when people get mad about being underestimated. Is it just bc I am the youngest child & I have 3 sisters that I learned to tell people they're right even when they're not & not care about it? Those bitches really prepared me for life. #DeepThoughtsWithQue
I'm watching #FamilyTies. Why does it look like it's super old? This can't be correct.
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Am I weird for thinking it's weird when people only use a baby-talk voice when talking to toddlers?
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What if instead of feeling butterflies for someone in your belly, you feel them in your uterus? 🤔
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I love #EverybodyHatesChris. Why didn't anyone make me watch this show while it was on???
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Does it just appear like I have way more “peach fuzz” on my face in my aged years bc my skin is so much thinner than it used to be & that makes my hair follicle closer to the epidermis, or did I grow more of the said fuzz?
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I feel like, even if I fully fluently spoke multiple languages, I would never be able to be an interpreter. That feels like an extra language in itself being able to process information & switch your brain that quickly.
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Roughly 37.6% of the *people* I know have told me about pooping in their pants as an adult. I’m guessing most people just aren’t going to talk about it, but most people will also poo their pants as an adult at some point.
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I am just learning that most men have had brushes with pooping their pants as adults.
I took a pain reliever, half an Ativan, and my sleepy concoction to avoid cutting a bitch or jumping in front of a bus, and I’m proud of her (Que) ((Me)) for making that choice.
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How do you advertise a drug as “not a weight loss drug” but the whole commercial talks about how much weight people lose while taking it?
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