#deerlore - Twitter Hashtag

over 1 year ago

Did you know? That deer antlers actually have QR codes on their antlers tips, much like a finger print? Go grab a deer by the antlers and look yourself, it's truely amazing what nature can come up with. #deerlore #deer

haveigotdeer's tweet photo. Did you know? That deer antlers actually have QR codes on their antlers tips, much like a finger print? Go grab a deer by the antlers and look yourself, it's truely amazing what nature can come up with.

#deerlore #deer https://t.co/VApkOZfNY3

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over 1 year ago

After eating an entire book on advanced calculus, a deer briefly became capable of solving complex mathematical equations, eventually having kids, and teaching them how to calculate missle trajectories. They went on to becoming a part of an engineer corps during WW1. #deerlore

haveigotdeer's tweet photo. After eating an entire book on advanced calculus, a deer briefly became capable of solving complex mathematical equations, eventually having kids, and teaching them how to calculate missle trajectories. They went on to becoming a part of an engineer corps during WW1.

#deerlore https://t.co/zEKSA6yLcX

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over 1 year ago

This is Chip. He’s been banned from three casinos for counting cards incorrectly but still somehow winning. Security describes him as "unreasonably lucky and extremely smug about it." #deerlore #deer

haveigotdeer's tweet photo. This is Chip. He’s been banned from three casinos for counting cards incorrectly but still somehow winning. Security describes him as "unreasonably lucky and extremely smug about it."

#deerlore #deer https://t.co/ARaxNgtoI9

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over 1 year ago

A deer swallowed a flashlight whole, making it glow from the inside. Hikers have started using it as a roaming night guide, though no one knows where it's actually going. #deerlore #deernews #deer

haveigotdeer's tweet photo. A deer swallowed a flashlight whole, making it glow from the inside. Hikers have started using it as a roaming night guide, though no one knows where it's actually going.

#deerlore #deernews #deer https://t.co/oc3uW5IfWq

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over 1 year ago

This is Marigold. She’s been removed from multiple yoga classes for taking over the instructor’s role and insisting that “stretching is a government conspiracy.” #deerlore #deer

haveigotdeer's tweet photo. This is Marigold. She’s been removed from multiple yoga classes for taking over the instructor’s role and insisting that “stretching is a government conspiracy.”

#deerlore #deer https://t.co/rOh1cI5v3Y

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Have I Got Deer For You @haveigotdeer

over 1 year ago

Meet Hazel. She’s been caught sneaking into multiple concerts without a ticket by blending in with roadies. When questioned, she simply said, “I AM the music.” #deerlore #deer

haveigotdeer's tweet photo. Meet Hazel. She’s been caught sneaking into multiple concerts without a ticket by blending in with roadies. When questioned, she simply said, “I AM the music.”

#deerlore #deer https://t.co/U1KKMJ9vOK

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over 1 year ago

If you say “hoof gang” three times in a mirror, a deer will appear and slap you with a PowerPoint presentation titled “The Benefits of Mutual Respect with Nature.” #deerfacts #deerlore #deer

haveigotdeer's tweet photo. If you say “hoof gang” three times in a mirror, a deer will appear and slap you with a PowerPoint presentation titled “The Benefits of Mutual Respect with Nature.”

#deerfacts #deerlore #deer https://t.co/wLTCmJhVjo

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over 1 year ago

If you rearrange a deer’s antlers, they’ll unlock a hidden mode called “Quantum Buck.” In this state, they can predict the outcome of horse races but refuse to share it with humans. #deer #deerlore

haveigotdeer's tweet photo. If you rearrange a deer’s antlers, they’ll unlock a hidden mode called “Quantum Buck.” In this state, they can predict the outcome of horse races but refuse to share it with humans.

#deer #deerlore https://t.co/FblgsWVCL3

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over 1 year ago

Meet Aspen. He’s banned from public libraries for eating the corner of every book he reads. Employees describe him as "a slow but passionate consumer of knowledge." #deerlore #deer

haveigotdeer's tweet photo. Meet Aspen. He’s banned from public libraries for eating the corner of every book he reads. Employees describe him as "a slow but passionate consumer of knowledge."

#deerlore #deer https://t.co/5WEmy3KQR1

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over 1 year ago

BREAKING: Deer can see your browser history by licking your car windows. That’s why they stand on the side of highways, silently judging your life choices. #deer #deerlore

haveigotdeer's tweet photo. BREAKING: Deer can see your browser history by licking your car windows. That’s why they stand on the side of highways, silently judging your life choices.

#deer #deerlore https://t.co/rHyFyNa1lq

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over 1 year ago

Breaking: A deer was caught in a wind tunnel test and is now legally classified as a small aircraft. Engineers are considering redesigning planes based on its aerodynamic stance #deerlore #deernews #deer

haveigotdeer's tweet photo. Breaking: A deer was caught in a wind tunnel test and is now legally classified as a small aircraft. Engineers are considering redesigning planes based on its aerodynamic stance

#deerlore #deernews #deer https://t.co/qNSmVc4vJ7

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over 1 year ago

Deer can shapeshift into human form, but only for 15 minutes at a time. That’s why your Tinder date mysteriously ran into the woods after ordering a salad. #deer #deerlore

haveigotdeer's tweet photo. Deer can shapeshift into human form, but only for 15 minutes at a time. That’s why your Tinder date mysteriously ran into the woods after ordering a salad.

#deer #deerlore https://t.co/3Z8Mp4ReRU

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over 1 year ago

Meet Birch. He’s banned from every bowling alley in the region for turning the lanes into personal race tracks. Witnesses say his top speed was "genuinely alarming." #deerlore #deer

haveigotdeer's tweet photo. Meet Birch. He’s banned from every bowling alley in the region for turning the lanes into personal race tracks. Witnesses say his top speed was "genuinely alarming."

#deerlore #deer https://t.co/PR7ZtjIeZ9

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over 1 year ago

Every deer in the world knows how to play the violin. They only perform on Thursdays at 3 a.m., deep in the woods, exclusively for raccoons. #deer #deerlore

haveigotdeer's tweet photo. Every deer in the world knows how to play the violin. They only perform on Thursdays at 3 a.m., deep in the woods, exclusively for raccoons.

#deer #deerlore https://t.co/H78XZRY0pz

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over 1 year ago

Deer communicate telepathically using the Wi-Fi signals emitted from their antlers. If your router is glitching, it’s probably because a deer is streaming Twilight nearby. #deer #deernews #deerlore

haveigotdeer's tweet photo. Deer communicate telepathically using the Wi-Fi signals emitted from their antlers. If your router is glitching, it’s probably because a deer is streaming Twilight nearby.
#deer #deernews #deerlore https://t.co/2Fzbmektzh

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over 1 year ago

Weird fact: Deer eyelashes are so long because they act as solar panels, storing energy for nighttime woodland rave parties. Studies show they’re surprisingly efficient. #deerlore #deer

haveigotdeer's tweet photo. Weird fact: Deer eyelashes are so long because they act as solar panels, storing energy for nighttime woodland rave parties. Studies show they’re surprisingly efficient.
#deerlore #deer https://t.co/Vju064HCev

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over 1 year ago

A deer attempted to challenge a parked bulldozer to a fight, believing it to be an alpha rival, after futher negotation it resulted in a months long stare-off. Started in summer, and now on the latter half of winter, the stare-off still continues. #deer #deerlore

rather dubious deer @SillyDeerPoster

over 1 year ago

fuck fuck fuck not again

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over 1 year ago

Deer can write in cursive using their tails. However, they only use this ability to pen angry letters to loggers, demanding they “cease operations immediately.” #deernews #deerlore #deer

haveigotdeer's tweet photo. Deer can write in cursive using their tails. However, they only use this ability to pen angry letters to loggers, demanding they “cease operations immediately.”
#deernews #deerlore #deer https://t.co/MbTLcAqjmS

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over 1 year ago

Deers should not be used in stock images, they don't get any of the royalties from being there, and frankly, they have better shit to do. #deer #deerlore

haveigotdeer's tweet photo. Deers should not be used in stock images, they don't get any of the royalties from being there, and frankly, they have better shit to do.

#deer #deerlore https://t.co/UzpneOmzhj

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over 1 year ago

This is Maple. She’s been banned from five national parks for stealing picnic baskets and reselling them on Etsy. Park rangers describe her as “charismatic and unapologetically stupid.” #deer #deerlore

haveigotdeer's tweet photo. This is Maple. She’s been banned from five national parks for stealing picnic baskets and reselling them on Etsy. Park rangers describe her as “charismatic and unapologetically stupid.”

#deer #deerlore https://t.co/odzpohj40K

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