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When 911 dispatchers say Quiet.
And there is always one dispatcher who is bored and wants to tempt fate by saying it. The Q word always wins.
Comment ๐ if you are THAT dispatcher. ๐๐
#quietchaos #silentbutdeadly #dispatchhumor #funny RT
To all the dispatchers out there, sip that extra-large coffee between calls. Keep up the good work & don't forget to stretch those phone-holding hands. You got this! #DispatchHumor #DispatcherProblems #SundayFunDay #WeAreNASNA #PublicSafety #LaughterIsTheBestMedicine
@annoyedispatchr @dispatch_town @DispatcherJohn @hidalgo_erin @thingoldline106 @911disbitch @911emscast @donedispatcher @suzilaur @DispatcherDame @NYCEMSwatch
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#dispatchhumor #dispatcher
Yesterday, we were talking about some of our more dyslexic moments:
Dispatching a "darking bog" call.
A call where "stones were throwing kids at cars."
Giving out a DUI that was delayed by 20 minutes, but saying 20 years.
What you got?? ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๐คฃ๐คฃ
#DispatchHumor
And the best thing is that you can make your own! ๐คฃ๐ญ๐คฎ #911Dispatcher #DispatchHumor #FirstResponder
@josh_um_clark Literally at work in a 911 dispatch center with that exact scenario and we have like 8 officers scoping a suspect house, kinda funny analogy timing but also not funny i suppose #dispatchhumor
Funny Friday #DispatchHumor
Answering a call from one of our allied agencies:
๐ฉ๐ปโ๐ป Merry Christmas PD
๐๐ผโโ๏ธ Merry Christmas, I have a present for you
๐ฉ๐ปโ๐ป No thanks, I know what your gift is and Iโll just regift it.
๐ฉ๐ปโ๐ป๐๐ผโโ๏ธ: ๐
๐๐ผโโ๏ธ: We need you at this location...
#DispatchHumor #DispatchChristmas
What do my Dispatch peeps think of a locket like this? Yay or Nay? #dispatcher #dispatch #E911 #dispatchhumor #dispatchlife #Iam911 #thingoldline #911operator
Today I tried to close out a call in CAD by doing it the way we did in our old CAD system... which we replaced more than 5 years ago. Please tell me I'm not alone in that. ๐ #BrainFart #Oops #DispatchProblems #DispatchHumor #ThinGoldLine #911Dispatcher
My buddy with the @UWMadisonPolice confirmed this is a real sign! ๐ #CopHumor #DispatchHumor #ThinGoldLine #ThinBlueLine
The perfect candle for weekends in dispatch. ~B ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
#Dispatch #DispatchHumor #911Dispatchers #FirstResponders
Current situation: Iistening to a neighboring agency's traffic and laughing while also being glad it's not me that took the call. ๐๐๐
#SorryNotSorry #DispatchHumor #911Dispatchers #ThinGoldLine
"Common Spelling." ~B๐ถ ๐๐๐
#DispatchHumor #CopHumor #ThinGoldLine #ThinBlueLine #FunnyMemes #HumanizingTheHeadset #Humanize911
Well, at least he was honest! ๐๐๐
#MyBad #CopHumor #DispatchHumor #911Dispatcher #ThinGoldLine #ThinBlueLine
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