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Sunday roast of Lamb just resting to be told by wife theres no mint sauce..
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I like Jimi Hendricks too but I swear man servant is gonna have to drive himself to the ER and have that damn TV remote removed from down his neck if he won’t turn the fckn volume down on that UTube video he is watching.
#insanelyloud #crimeofpassion #divorcematerial
If I get self isolated I’m definitely bringing back old school Championship Manager #DivorceMaterial
My wife just scheduled a dinner with the in-laws on the night of the college football semi-finals... so now I’m deciding if I want dog visitation on odd or even weekends .... #divorcematerial #CFPlayoff #lesbiansandfootball #dontmess
When your husband's new motorbike arrives with a yellow key tag...
And you realise about half an hour after walking around with your horses that you've dropped the key with a yellow tag in the paddock...
And your paddock looks like this...
#DivorceMaterial
Gross!! @MaybeUMisheard just said he'd have his head transplanted onto 90's Kylie. So he could play with her!! #Gogglebox #DivorceMaterial
The Pembos were sea kayaking in the summer I'd say find a diving board #synchronised paddling #Divorcematerial https://t.co/DB4OaROfVo
#maybeHeDoesntHitYou but if you set a boundary he calls u #mental & #divorceMaterial then gives the #silentTreatment all night. #Narcissist
Guess What! D has already listened w/out me! #divorcematerial cannot wait to be consumed by @wegottathing
#flirting https://t.co/kOyieiHAhh
Episode 20 is ready to be consumed by your ears- We Gotta Thing https://t.co/5n47LIzzKn or https://t.co/MxoWhVEF07
@CrazyWong123 @StephenCurren
Well if I find one at the back of the wardrobe we will be having words!
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@TheRealArmalite mon mec MÂCHE LES LIQUIDES #divorcematerial
.@EvaMendes won’t wear these - and says you shouldn't either http://t.co/rQ1YvEO6vw #fashion #divorcematerial
Need 1 more ticket for @thecharlatans @barrowlands on Tues 10th March. Apparently not gettin wife one is
#DivorceMaterial #DogHouse #HELP 😨
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