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i can accept not being a fan of their genre (tho pop and rnb r really for everyone) but they suck...? #doesntcompute
@WUTangKids What I don’t understand, and I’m no lawyer, is isn’t this whole Fani Willis thing kinda in the same vein as all the gifts that SCOTUS judge Thomas received? I mean, guy got a LOT of stuff. And THEN had to rule for/against the people who gave him gifts. #doesntcompute
Anyone who is actually a neuroscientist will realise the disconnect between what Neuralink are working on and their aim “to cure……dementia”. I mean, right now, I’m working on a new fire table in my basement with the aim of ending world hunger”. #doesntcompute
Neuralink denied by FDA for human trial in 2022... https://t.co/VxlTjsd8wx
@ClayKoryn @MarinerMuse It's really interesting that NYY gets some sort of rap they're not winning. They make the playoffs every year and almost every year they invest in the team massively. I don't get that sentiment. #doesntcompute
@FlyingPhotog It's weird, I heard this from line pilots. Pilots will spend every waking moment trying to get in an airplane and go fly but the minute they get an airline job they're doing all they can to stay out of an airplane and not fly! #thethrillisgone #doesntcompute
On one hand, this site is anti-national, undermining sovereignty, and not in line with India’s IT rules.
And on the other, we’re congratulating our dear leader on reaching a record number of followers.
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@Bengal_Buga @bevosbitch @CollegeGameDay @LSUfootball @GatorsFB @HomeDepot Sorry, you can’t push for them to pass on two undefeated teams when one of the undefeated teams beat one of the teams you’re pushing for. #DoesntCompute
You can’t call yourself a servant when your primary concerns are your comfort and preferences. #DoesntCompute #NoComprendo
My face when someone tells me they don’t game
Umm... what does one even do for fun if you don’t game? I don’t understand
#doesntcompute #gamers #gamergirl
Standard liberal talking points: “Corporations are dangerous and/or bad, and we need government to protect us from them.”
and
“We need government to require everyone to get health care services from some of the biggest corporations in the world”
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if $BTC is going to get rekt why do most alts look so damn ready to pamp?
#showerthoughts
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if $BTC is going to get rekt why do most alts look so damn ready to pamp?
#showerthoughts
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i can't imagine this with that bleached pineapple as g #doesntcompute
@nordicmodelnow so interesting how everyone is horrified about Oxfam ...... but somehow prostitution is "empowering" in UK?? #doesntcompute
#CES is jam-packed with tech that’s supposed to make our lives better, and yet the traffic is awful, exhausted attendees are napping on the ground and the power at LVCC went out. 🤔 #doesntcompute
Gotta love the concern over the wealthy when it comes to the GOP tax plan. But the MA millionaire tax is just fine? #doesntcompute #mapoli https://t.co/HIEimAp2yq
Look out, wealthy Boston suburbs: Here comes the GOP tax bill. https://t.co/xUIIrOVXqE
@PGResearchBase However, that's not what @Ofstednews reports say. 90% of settings are good, or better. #doesntcompute.
Again. Not sure how equality can be 'too far'? #womenintech #inclusion #doesntcompute https://t.co/gIe9OrPx7P
Read the @nytimes article? Want to know how #womenintech leaders responded? @Salon got the conversation started: https://t.co/snCBsZ5BYs
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