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- Jerusalem Post: Is Lebanon part of Israel's promised country?
- Israel's Smotrich: Israel’s future is ‘to expand to Damascus’
Hezbollah enters!
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I watched all those cute videos of cats riding robot vacuums. We got one last week and now our cat is playing ‘the floor is lava’ #DreamsDashed
Well, shit... It's just been pointed out to me that if I sell my eggs, I'll be out of eggs, and then I'll have to go out and buy more eggs. So, I will sell 2dzn and keep working.
...for now. 👀 #DreamsDashed #HopesCrushed #JusShootMe
Selling these 3 dozen eggs and retiring. It's about damned time my ship came in... 👀 #NotQuiteDeadYet #NoSeriously #ImBroke #MyINFAMOUSLife #ImINFAMOUS #LetsBeINFAMOUSTogether #YerDoinItWrong
Every time I reached into a cooler in the US and grabbed a “Rock-Star,” I pictured myself turning into Steven Tyler or Jon Bon Jovi. But back in Thailand, the Rock-Star drinks are much smaller, offer fewer flavors, and lack the wallop of their American counterparts. #dreamsdashed
This could have been me but I had to go and get gestational diabetes 🙄
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@TheOvalPawffice @FLOTUS @DrBiden Darn it! You had my hopes up for a second. #DreamsDashed #WewantFirstKitty
Picked up a putrid rat in the garden with a couple of sticks now all I can smell is putrified 🐀 between bouts of dry heaving. Always thought I would be a brilliant CSI #dreamsdashed
[Pope on television news]: Speaking in Latin
[Me]: I'm going to learn Latin
[Carla]: Are you f×ckng nuts?
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Waking up to have the last packet of Pop Tarts is obviously an impossibility living with @ParaBrian1 😩🍭⭐️ #dreamsdashed 🤣
If someone tells you that radishes are a good substitute for potatoes, they are lying. Do not try cooking said radishes in multiple ways with the hopes of enjoying “potatoes” while remaining #keto. #dreamsdashed
@Based_Jedi @DaddyWarpig My daughter could not wait to turn 16 and start working at Blockbuster......and then they started closing. #DreamsDashed
@crzyfkinworld They were told that daddy was king and that they were a prince and princess. #DreamsDashed
New sweet little bookmarks resting on my Webster's New World Dictionary from 1972. I used to hide behind a chair in my living room and read this book as a kid. Fun Fact: I was planning to be sworn in on this book if elected state rep. #dreamsdashed @MerriamWebster @leslieamedia
@bobhardt @alexcoheninla @ybruzual @curtisjacksontv @emilyngo @NY1 What? I've waited almost 19 years here to have the opportunity to interrupt you Bob! #dreamsdashed
@80sSportsNStuff I was one Fernando Valenzuela foil sticker away from finishing this beauty back in ‘83. I sent away for it, but it never came. #DreamsDashed
@DarthAlexander9 @msserv_joann I wanted to be a professional eater but I can't unhinge my jaws like they can #dreamsdashed
@TremblayMarissa And here I thought that it would be cool to buy stuff from Ikea and assemble the furniture as a group bonding exercise. #DreamsDashed
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