Top Tweets for #ecolimerick
A climate denier called Tim
Was a lightbulb short of dim
If conspiracy weren't dud
Whence came the flood
That made him learn to swim?
—Paul Peace #ecolimerick
There is a meeting called COP
World leaders gather, talk shop
Discussing how propping
A system that's flopping
Can be sugared as a planetary opp
—Paul Peace #ecolimerick
There once was a man called Norman
He'd always denied global warming
Replying to the whole shire
Shouting, "Your house is on fire!"
He jeered, "You alarmists! Let me sleep in a morning!"
—Paul Peace #ecolimerick
Scientists noticed something surprising and strange
After mass extraction, pollution, & materials exchange
Profound were their theses
Yes, one - million - species
Could perish through preventable climate change
—Paul Peace #ecolimerick
A man from New York liked pork
Masses of flesh on his fork
The climate and trees
And his heart, diseased
But the pleasure of pork on his fork
—PaulPeace #ecolimerick
I once met an inventor from Poole
He tried to design something cool
A capture device
For our carbon vice
I said, "Trees, you crazy fool"
—Paul Peace #ecolimerick
There was a climate denier
She had the nose of a liar
When it grew so long
That it struck Hong Kong
The friction caused a fire
—Paul Peace #ecolimerick
#climatecrisis
You wonder why they keep backing
The evil they like to call fracking
Seeing no urgency
In a climate emergency
And the species that they are attacking
—Paul Peace #ecolimerick
#fracking #climate #exctinction
There was a loaded think tank
Neoliberal, here's how it stank:
Free growth and construction
Of eco-destruction
Ideas evidently w*nk
—Paul Peace #ecolimerick
#neoliberalism #environmentalism #ClimateCrisis #pollution
With hats of shiny tin foil
Supporters of coal and oil
Say the climate's okay
So bring on the day
We burst their ugly boil
—Paul Peace #ecolimerick
@GeraldKutney #ClimateCrisis
In the ground, they just won't leave it
Oil. Gas. Coal. We can't believe it
The science is clear
There's all to fear
Yet the bastards just can't feel it
—Paul Peace #ecolimerick
#ClimateEmergency #climatecrisis
A pact agreed in Glasgow
Gave delegates a lovely warm glow
Their inspiring goal?
"Give up coal!" 👍
Smoke over Château Margaux 👎
—Paul Peace #ecolimerick
With food and water insecurity
Why the mass impunity?
While the wealthier consume
No grain nor legume
For millions who live in obscurity
—Paul Peace #ecolimerick
A climate denier from the States
Struggled to find any mates
By looking so thick
And being a dick
He also couldn't get dates
—Paul Peace #ecolimerick
Planetary boundaries were popping
Wind and floods were whopping
Our house was on fire
But a greater desire...
To bury our heads in more shopping
—Paul Peace #ecolimerick
There was a Prime Minister called Truss
For whom climate concerns were a fuss
We looked for a heart
But found a large fart
And policies that oozed with pus
—Paul Peace #ecolimerick
Dear Prime Minister of Australia
Your love of gas is a failure
Our climate will turn
Our bush will burn
...and that's just our genitalia
#ecolimerick
There was a climate denier
Ignorant, notably thick
On Twitter all day
He'd argue away
Causing a shrinking dick
#ecolimerick
Enough's enough. Catharsis. Let's write #environmental #limericks and re-energise?
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