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@potatojz38 @tbailey1976 @Acyn MAGATS doing their best to excuse every idiotic Trump misstatement and “explain what he meant” LOL #EVERYfreakingtime
show me love by ROBYN just came on shuffle and is absolutely taunting me. @fredshowradio #throwbackthrowdown #ifyouknowyouknow #everyfreakingtime
...and on week 3 of class, a student announced to me that I have two "Week 3's" on the syllabus.
#EveryFreakingTime
@worlledge "My children love vegetables but my husband can be picky.Since I cook mostly with what is in season it can be challenging to please everyone.I had some broccoli laying around..." #everyfreakingtime
Welp, didn't think I'd be bawling my eyes out on this Sunday morning, but here I am watching the end of Rudy doing just that. Dammit! #everyfreakingtime
“Wow! I’m going to get a lot of things done today,” I thought naively at 10AM this morning.
*turns on TV for background noise*
*Raiders of the Lost Ark comes on*
...6 hours later...
“We named the dog Indiana.”
#everyfreakingtime #goodbyeproductivity
I always challenge my makeup skills by scheduling my day so tightly, I end up with roughly 45 seconds for a full face.
#makeup #everyfreakingtime
Me: I'll take a Bud and a shot of Jameson.
Airport bartender: Wanna make that a double?
Me: No I'm good
AB: You sure?
Me: Nope, make it a double please
#EveryFreakingTime
BAWLING my eyes out watching #toystory4 I’m such a baby when it comes to Disney movies #everyfreakingtime
(In crowded places)
Me- Thank you God everything is going well!
Anxiety- Hey, Sayaliiii...'Dhappaaaa'👻
#EveryFreakingTime #SaturdayThoughts #SaturdayNight
Me: *filling my fountain pen with dark blue ink as carefully as I'd attempt to defuse a bomb* Yay! Not a single smear or spill!
Also me: *glances down while typing, noting that the middle finger of her right hand is smudged with dark blue ink* 🤬🤬🤬
#everytime #everyfreakingtime
My mother loves taking me shopping with her that i equally hate cuz of all those aunties asking me sizes and prices and thus having a moment of
*sheer awkwardness*
😶
#EveryFreakingTime
wouldn’t officially be home for the holidays if my ex didn’t super like me on tinder #everyfreakingtime
If you haven’t listened or gone to a show idk what you’re doing with your life 🤷🏼♀️ #theyrock #everyfreakingtime @MuscadineBLine

Walang araw na di ako natawa kay patty huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu #everyfreakingtime
I'm in denial today since I didn't watch. But this...is death. 🗡️❤️➡️➡️💔😭😢 #everyfreakingtime

If you'd give us more than 24 hours notice that you need help during the summer, some of us would actually be able to help. #protipsforadministration #summerfaculty #youcouldhavesentaschedulemonthsago #everyfreakingtime #whydotheypayyousomuchifyouaresobadatthis #communicate #rant
@JacklynLydia OMGEE SO TRUE ... i just read this to @bjoyjohnson & we are DYING 😂😂
#everyfreakingtime 🤣🤣🤣
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