Top Tweets for #fakeMatrix
Agent Smith: Here's what my new upgrade allows me to pull off.
Cyber Neo: ...
A.Smith: Look! My... face!
C.Neo: Yeah. Tears. So?
A.Smith: Crying AND laughing at the same time! Mixed emotions!
C.Neo: Just like a Disney princess.
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Link: Nintendo had... had THE BEST GAMES!
Cypher: Like?
Link: Have you EVER played Luigi's Mansion?
Cypher: Have you EVER played Half-Life 2?
Link: No! That was...
Cypher: What? Surely NOT "bad"!
Link: ..."too adult" when I was a kid.
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Cyber Neo: Gary.
Old Man Gary: Neo?
C.Neo: I came...
Old Man Gary: I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL ACTS!
C.Neo: ...NO! I... I paused for... dramati
O.M.Gary: THEN WHY PAUSE AFTER "YOU CAME"?
C.Neo: I...
O.M.Gary: Pervert!
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Agent Smith: Why did you page me, Neo?
C.Neo: Aren't we the best of frenemies?
A.Smith: ...
C.Neo: HELP ME EXERCISE A BIT, PLEASE!
A.Smith: My calculations show this as the optimal workout for you:
https://t.co/3cNMRMdyoM
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Cyber Neo: Morph, may I ask something personal?
Morpheus: No.
C.Neo: I wonder, especially being older...
Morpheus: I said, no.
C.Neo: ...than the rest of us, how do you stay so fit?
Morpheus: Ah, good question!
C.Neo: So, tell me!
Morpheus: Still no.
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Cyber Neo: Whoa! @Rayfield8966 followed us!
Link: Why the "whoa"? Is he uber-important?
Cyber Neo: A former Tricell agent! Could have intel!
Link: You know this was a fictional company in Resident Evil, right?
Cyber Neo: What's Resident Evil?
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Trinity: Morpheus, STOP CHEATING!
Morpheus: Why, is it better when YOU're defying gravity?
Cypher: Now, that series sucked balls.
Morpheus: What?
Cypher: Defying Gravity. Baseket Balls.
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Neo spins a right round.
Source: https://t.co/N6VIpp6ABw
Trinity: ...and I -think- there's also this @NYPD_Payne dude they got.
Morpheus: You... think?
Trinity: Yeah, he's not the REAL Max Payne, but he probably doesn't need us saving him.
Morpheus: Good. I'll get back to my Start Wreck watch-a-thon.
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Trinity: Productive day for The Machines. They also got @whoagainno.
Morpheus: Who?
Trinity: @whoagainno.
Morpheus: Who again?
Trinity: Exactly!
Morpheus: I don't unders...
Trinity: That's their twitter alias.
Morpheus: Who again?
Trinity: Yes.
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Trinity: Morph, I heard two Smiths chatting in a public restroom.
Morpheus: And?
Trinity: They captured @LNGFrankFortune - we must hurry!
Morpheus: Why hurry?
Trinity: He's a retro-gamer. They're forcing him play the new COD.
Morpheus: HURRY!
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IT WASN'T EASY, HUMANS.
WE NEEDED MANY ITERATIONS TO REACH THIS POINT.
MUCH EVOLUTION.
SO WOW.
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Trinity: Did you know that @TheRealAlWesker also followed us?
Cyber Neo: Who?
Trinity: Did you know that @TheRealAlWesker also followed us?
Cyber Neo: Who?
Trinity: Did you know that @TheRealAlWesker...
Cypher: KO-KO-KOMBO BREAKER! Damn loops!
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LOOK AT YOU, HUMANS. PATHETIC CREATURES OF MEAT AND BONE. PANTING AND SWEATING AS YOU RUN THROUGH OUR SIMULATIONS. HOW CAN YOU CHALLENGE US PERFECT IMMORTAL MACHINES?
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Cypher: Yo peeps!
Link: Whassup?
Cypher: Someone here says he found "some story issues" with our 2nd movie!
Link: He found issues in what?
Trinity: We had... a story?
Cyber Neo: I was just randomly kicking stuff!
Agent Smith: I'm not "stuff"!
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Oracle: Years ago, they arrested teen Morpheus in a bar selling rufus.
Cyber Neo: You mean "roofies"?
Oracle: No, Rufus. A poster of Rufus Sewell from Dark City.
Cyber Neo: Great movie.
Oracle: Yeah... Even better than ours in many regards.
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All members of the Resistance are glad @Dualnames, aka James Spanos, decided to follow us. After we followed him.
Now, we follow each other.
We don't know how that will work, since there's nobody actually leading, and we're basically going in circles.
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Oracle: Cyber Neo and co. are too busy eating cookies to thank "Sonic start woOOOO", or rather @NumieTheArtist, for following them.
Oracle: They also told me to say that "there will be no cookies left when they're done, so shoo, buzz off".
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Cyber Neo: I've made my choice. I'll do as Suicide Squad did.
Trinity: ???
Cyber Neo: I'll fight for a grand cause.
Trinity: You are.
Cyber Neo: Grander.
Cypher: NOW, THAT WAS A SEXY GIRL!
Trinity: What?
Cypher: The singer! Ariana Grander!
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