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My statement from today's #ttrpg session:
"Hey guys...the spot I'm standing on, where the poison dart is sticking out of my leg? It's a pressure plate."
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Today, on the "helpful stranger" #ttrpg story:
He was in a pit, knows the area, and can help us find things.
After further inspection: "He's a 10, but doesn't detect as human or have a pulse."
Nobody's perfect...we kept him.
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Well, what are you gonna do? #fantasyworldproblems
TFW you realize that the porter your party hired to carry supplies is human.
And needs a torch.
In your group of hobgoblins.
Trying to be stealthy in the darkness
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TFW you take half your HP on a couple of attacks, and the necrotic damage causes you to have them come off your max HP, not just your current HP.
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TFW your successful attack on the devil results in the GM literally dropping an elephant on you for half your HP. Yes, really.
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TFW you insult the enemy caster's sense of style, and all his summoned hyenas vanish.
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TFW a mage rudely fireballs one of your wagons, so you summon eight wolves to eat him using one of your bardic "Hey, I hear druids can summon animals; I want to do that, too!" spell.
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TFW when your party is getting its ass kicked, so you try intimidate on the rival leader. Naturally, he blew me off, but then, I wasn't bluffing. I seared him with the heat metal that was already on him. :)
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The dragons want to go see Puff Daddy. I've been unable to convince them that he is not the father of a magic dragon. #fantasyworldproblems
I'm trying to get my dragons in a row, but it looks like I'm going to need a bigger yard. #FantasyWorldProblems
TFW you have to pay the bandit leader because you killed the bandits who attacked you, since they have connections in the land you're going to.
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I never should've told the dragons about prizes at the bottom of cereal boxes. #hoarders #fantasyworldproblems
The dragons watched Ice Age, and now they want to know where they can find the big furry elephants. #fantasyworldproblems
I'm trying to get my dragons in a row, but it looks like I'm going to need a bigger yard. #FantasyWorldProblems
The dragons want to go see Puff Daddy. I've been unable to convince them that he is not the father of a magic dragon. #fantasyworldproblems
TFW you're so confident in taking down that your #TTRPG foe, that you put your victory dance in the same Roll20 emote as your attack roll--and you aren't humiliated for doing so.
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The dragons watched Ice Age, and now they want to know where they can find the big furry elephants. #fantasyworldproblems
I never should've told the dragons about prizes at the bottom of cereal boxes. #hoarders #fantasyworldproblems
"I don't know any baby owlbears what's named Juniper."
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