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Oh #FirstYearFred, you poor thing. Don't you know I wrote your syllabus AND midterm? I think it's safe to say I know when the deadline is and how much it's worth. #college #teaching #CluelessFred
It's the 10th anniversary of the time I caught #FirstYearFred cheating on an in class quiz because I look like an undergrad. It was still one of my favorite memories, because they sat down RIGHT NEXT TO ME. What are the odds?! #JumpStreet #DontCheat
2 years ago, when #FirstYearFred was attempting my class for a 4th time, he missed a bunch of work because he "had Covid". When asked for a positive test result, there was none to be found... But I was free to ask his pre-med roomie (which is not a major at my school) ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Fred: I accidentally dropped this class can you help me re-enroll.
Us: sure
Teacher: Fred hasn't been on my roll and didn't attend last week.
Us: Looks into it and sees Fred dropped LAST WEEK on the first day of classes.
Also us: (see gif) #FirstYearFred #DontLieToMe
From 2020, sometime in the afternoon, during business hours:
"First Year Fred just called my office phone because I hadn't replied to his email in (checks notes) one hour... ๐คฆโโ๏ธ"
#FirstYearFred #ImpatientFred #IsItDecemberYet #SendHelp
Fred explained he went to every Wednesday lab and there was never a quiz, when it finally dawned on him that he went to lab and thought he was done for the day. 2/2
#FirstYearFred #ConfusedFred #LectureAndLabAreDifferent #FlashbackFred
At a first year event and I mentioned something about 2004. #FirstYearFred casually exclaims that's the year they were born.
Excuse me while I turn into dust.
#OldAF #outreach #IsItDecemberYet
We're now trying to reverse it so they can graduate. It goes to show you anyone can be a Fred. 3/3
#FirstYearFred #GraduatingFred #IsItDecemberYet #SendHelp #AlwaysTalkToYourAdvisor
Fred: "I didn't know if it was appropriate to send you an email, so I'm letting you know now".
Me: "Why wouldn't it be appropriate?"
Fred: "It was 4 am, I didn't want to disturb you."
Me: "Let me explain to you how email works."
#FirstYearFred #IsItDecemberYet #email
Describe your 2021 energy with a #StarWars gif: I suspect I will tell this to First Year Fred daily... #TeachingCollege #FirstYearFred #MayTheForceBeWithUsAll
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