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The only superhero a boy should have is his father. If your son idolizes fiction it’s because you’re so unspectacular you can’t even impress a child. When I was young I would say “Hey Dad Batman did this” And he’d sit me down and say “That’s nothing. I did this!” And tell me a story. Then tell me one day I’d be able to do the same things because I had a duty to protect the bloodline. I lost all interest in Batman.