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Had a lie-in planned until 7.30 but this cat said no. Thanks for the alarm call, Orwell π€¨ #fluffyevil
Packing for holiday and if course this happens #fluffyevil #packme #suitcasecat https://t.co/OaxqySVxIf
Evening in with ma girl, who appears to believe she's Liam Gallagher π #fluffyevil #laikaglare https://t.co/p7P3dYzUfH
Me, close to sleep: zzzz
My cat, determined to add wrinkles to my youthful visage and make my heart beat faster than it should:
IMMA FUCK SHIT UP
LOUDLY
WHATEVER BIATCH
#fluffyevil
Things I should be doing: my research methods theoretical paper; reading my work project evaluation report; eating some food.
Things I am doing: feeling hungry, exchanging #msconf18 snark with @morwoo and allowing Laika to sleep on my laptop
#badpostgrad #fluffyevil
I should get up and Do Things, but somebody's so comfortable on my legs... #fluffyevil #legwarmer https://t.co/VaBJU44cdP
Also this little knobber was kneading my arm at 6.30. Now I'm awake he's sleeping. #fluffyevil #satancat
Orwell has an unwelcome new trick: when I turn away from him in bed he now bites my head to secure hair and pulls! #ow #fluffyevil πΎ
I promised #team99 lots of cat photos. This is Laika watching me as I sleep. Cute but #fluffyevil #nusleadchange
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