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Oh ya hoor sir it’s getting WINDY out there now (16:00) . . . And the RAIN is fuking horrendous as well
Run Club should be fun tonight
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Retour de Bruxelles, et je tombe évidemment sur un homme de goût #FMLife

Things you see when you’ve been logged onto @DanLloyd94 pc in the morning, forget to log off, and walk back into the office in the afternoon!! Obviously a busy day at @Tillwise hq! 🙈😂😂😂 #GetSomeWorkDoneLad #FMLife 😂😂

Well, all 600+ of my tabs crashed and won't restore. #FMLife

@TranmereCrohnie Football managers fault. The player in question sunk them with a 89th min winner at 2am in the morning, which made them rage quit, cry in bed and have a bad day the next day #fmlife
Having one of those days. #fmlife
Finalement, je viens de prendre conscience d1 Lapalissade : même seul familialement, un frère est extrêmement aimé & entouré
#FMLife
Sucky part I am tired, back at work a week early, face is still burning yet leaking slightly as things heal. On top of this I had to stop shaving yesterday so by Friday I will have my beard for 12+ hours of electrolysis. HAHAHAHA
#memes #nolie #disasterunicorn #fmlife #fml2022

There is nothing like having to have a pre-meeting meeting so people can realize you are transgender and get that out of the way before meeting for another session.
#translife #sigh #fmlife #fml #trans #transgender

Yep. Life just keeps on giving. My washing machine quit mid-load yesterday, then somebody hacked my author email and changed the password. #fmlife
Anecdote de vie : j'veux un super couteau de #buschcraft genre BK, j'en parle à un frangin qui fait des sabres japonais.... Ce con me dit : ben viens le faire. Suis con aussi. J'ai dit OK 😎
#FMLife
8yr old daughter: This is the character I made of you.
Me: Why am I sad?
8yo: You’re not sad! You’re tired.
☠️ #mom #daughter #momlife #BrutalTruth #KidObservation #FMlife


Hey Legault you son of a bitch!
Open up the buffets you bastard!
Vichy’s, La Stanza, Mandarin, Casa Corfu & every sushi buffet!
I miss you all more than life!
I can live if living is without you!
I can’t live, I can’t live anymore!
#permanentlyclosed #fmlife

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