Top Tweets for #fuckingCloseToWater

over 2 years ago

@mert You should’ve told her you like sex on the beach #FuckingCloseToWater 😂😂😂🏆🍺🍻

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Tuomas Lehtinen @TuomasLehtinen

over 3 years ago

Olen erityisesti tänä kesänä viettänyt paljon aikaa vesillä. Onhan se kivaa olla lähellä vettä. 💦💦 Tuli mieleen vanha #MontyPython #EricIdle vitsi, eli vielä pitäis varmaan rakastella kanootissa ja juoda amerikkalaisia oluita. Molemmat ovat #FuckingCloseToWater

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H Whisky November @Laxpup

almost 6 years ago

@Callanite @MikePerryavatar Coors Light- it's like making love in a canoe... #fuckingclosetowater

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waldo - waldo1001.bsky.social @waldo1001

over 6 years ago · Vosselaar

@MikeAtBSH True .. it’s a fact that German beer is comparable with having sex in a canoe.... #FuckingClosetoWater 🤪

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🏈 claire 🏈 @xtheredberetx

almost 7 years ago

If they’re making bud light seltzer... isn’t that just bud light? #fuckingclosetowater

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Jolly Jumper @hoppla75

about 7 years ago

@ProFootballTalk And it was American beer... Poor guy. #likemakingloveinacanoe #fuckingclosetowater

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Noble Rey Brewing Co @NobleReyBrewing

about 7 years ago

It's baaaaccckkkkk!!!!!That saucy mermaid is coming straight for your homes! Look for cans to hit your favorite retail spots in exactly a week-8/29!!!! #stillnoble #benoble #drinknoble #lightlager #americanlightlager #craftbeer #package #siac #sexinacanoe #fuckingclosetowater

NobleReyBrewing's tweet photo. It's baaaaccckkkkk!!!!!That saucy mermaid is coming straight for your homes! Look for cans to hit your favorite retail spots in exactly a week-8/29!!!!
#stillnoble #benoble #drinknoble #lightlager #americanlightlager #craftbeer #package #siac #sexinacanoe #fuckingclosetowater https://t.co/8M9wgC60ta

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over 7 years ago

@CarlsbergUK Is it still like having sex on a boat. #FuckingCloseToWater?

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🅟🅐🅤🅛🅐 @PaulaC_Four

over 8 years ago

@GoopyFS Canoe is better. #FuckingCloseToWater

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Selena @BaronessMartha

over 9 years ago

In my defense, I was thirsty and asked for "shitty beer". Bartender cackled and complied. #fuckingCloseToWater https://t.co/fKxvLOV3xN

Titus Canis @TCanis

over 9 years ago

American buys a beer at bar, tells Canadian to try it. Canadian says "That tastes like water!"#howstereotypical

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Davy Boyd @boyd_d1

over 9 years ago

@DavidMoggy No way, they're man's drinks mate. Wetherspoon's Tuborg, that's like making love in a boat #fuckingclosetowater

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TJ @JezusMurphy

about 10 years ago

American beer is like making love in a canoe... #FuckingCloseToWater the jokes you hear in law class

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Rune K. Drewsen ⭕‼️⭕ @Rumkammerat

about 10 years ago · Copenhagen

This coffee its so weak its almost like sex in a canoe. #fuckingclosetowater #techbbq

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Varazir @varazir

almost 11 years ago

I could might as well been drinking water #fuckingclosetowater - Drinking a Carlsberg Pilsner (Hof) - https://t.co/E6ESqhVSL0

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Andrew Bucholtz @AndrewBucholtz

about 11 years ago

@stephanie_ip @flematic: Funny, I had only heard about canoe lovemaking in reference to mass-market American beer. #fuckingclosetowater

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@TheColbyJansen

almost 14 years ago

@Mason5280 you know what having sex in a canoe and Coors lite/American beer have in common??? #FuckingCloseToWater

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Imani Gandy is at BlueSky Now @AngryBlackLady

almost 15 years ago

it's burnt! RT @TVHilton: @AngryBlackLady If their beer is as weak as their coffee, I'll pass. #likemakingloveinacanoe #fuckingclosetowater

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