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Heard Onion is now the same price as Gold now ππππ Can you Relate ???
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My mind is telling me to run inside Army Barracks and shout Lazy Nigerian Soldiersππππ π
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Imagine making a video call to your babe and you saw a shadow putting on Condom.π€.. #funny_mrtom
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Ahh Imagine Not Being Able To Wear High Heels
Just Because Your Boyfriend Is Shortπ
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Do you know it's because of doggy styleππ¦ that's why most girls have dark kneesπππ²
*any question?*
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Who stone me? π± πΆπ»ββοΈπΆπ»ββοΈπΆπ»ββοΈπΆπ»ββοΈ
She came visiting, after 15mins she says "Be pressing your phone you hear, I'll soon be going"
What does that statement mean?π€
Please it's urgent π€¦ββοΈπ€¦ββοΈπ€¦ββοΈ
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You say you likeπ me and you stay 48hours without talkingπ£οΈ to me, a whole me ππ
48hours!!!!
Thank you very much.......
Next person please π π
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If we feared God the same way we feared the #coronavirus, hell would be empty, only satan and my ex would be there.ππππ
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I wonder why men can't stick to one woman but can stick to one football team which hasn't won any trophy since 2004
PLEASE OO I'M NOT SAYING IT IS #ARSENAL OO
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Why won't your lips be black when you always use your mouth to off stove. #funny_mrtom
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After sex donβt disturb him. Let him sleep and think about how much to give you for transport according to your performance
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U don hear?ππ»ββππ€£
Who else sometimes forgets how to spell a word then change the whole sentence to avoid using it?
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I'm one of the #6weekslockdownchallenge winners, thanks to @morebuzzofficial. Follow me on MORE to see my fantastic moments. https://t.co/epitipl7au
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I will never forget the day I bought my crush pizza and 15 minutes later her boyfriend posted eating pizza with my bae.
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Its still paining me like pepper.
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My neighbor is fucking and the voice am hearing there is not his wife's voice because I know how she moans.
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Should I knock?????? π₯Ίπ₯Ί
Ladies hate new relationships because they have to pretend as if they don't like money for at least 5 months.
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BREAKING NEWS!!!
If you are dating any Lecturer in Federal University, them don pay them 2months salary Yesterday
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I'm God
ME: Honey, do you know people consider me as God?
MY WIFE: (surprised) No dear. Why?
ME: Wherever I go, people always say, "Oh God! You are here again!".
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I slept at my girlfriend house and in the morning she didn't give me money for transport. I don't understand.
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Please, should I trek or stay?
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