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We're 20 minutes into a gubernatorial press conference ostensibly about the new budget, and how the state will be spending its money over the next year has barely come up.
Your King is back #Vegas at the #DirtyPyramid ๐ช๐ซ
#VegasSoftReset
#DoingVegasWrong #GrumpyOldManTweets
#DrPepperZeroCherry
#WFV
Watching Flight Risk on HBO didnโt think it would be that entertaining but so far itโs good. #GrumpyOldManTweets
Our 20-something neighbours are already celebrating loudly the birthday of one of them. I shudder to think what kind of racket we'll be enduring at 10pm.
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Apparently dog leads and car indicators have been outlawed in Tier 4 too #grumpyoldmantweets
Things that irritate me that shouldnโt (listening to The Red Line)
Upward inflection at end of every sentence or statement
Pronouncing community/ies - commun-i-e/s
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Music between goals? Nah!
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I bought a nice CD I thought would be great to listen to in the car. Got back to car. No CD player. Hadnt even noticed before. First I had to ditch my cassettes. Now CD's?
I'm worried I might have to dump my 78 rpm records too now.
What's going on?
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The @CityMinneapolis could use this too. It's like they just suddenly gave up mid-plow all over, with half-finished streets & rolled ice boulders randomly left here & there. #grumpyoldmantweets
St. Paul will be plowing residential streets today and Wednesday. The city is asking residents to move their cars, but compliance is voluntary and cars will not be ticketed or towed.
I know a lot of people love April first, but it really feels like a race to the bottom at this point. I'm gonna sit today out and start April on Tuesday. #GrumpyOldManTweets
I canโt be the only one who gets furious at people who text like theyโre IMโing.
*Phone buzzes 5 times*
>Hey
>Whatโs uo
>Up*
>?
>Lol
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And another thing, I donโt need my apps sending me โGood morning, Chris!โ messages. Iโm looking at you @instagram . #GrumpyOldManTweets
I donโt need my home to be โsmarterโ #GrumpyOldManTweets
There really should be a coffee shop rule (especially when folk are in one of my favourite seats) that once you've finished your drink, you have 10 minutes to get another or leave! #GrumpyOldManTweets
Thereโs no good goddamn reason a concert featuring a band composed of men in their fifties should start at 9:00 on a weeknight.
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545,000 people watching someone play a video game has got to be some sort of low point for humanity. #grumpyoldmantweets https://t.co/Tm5YMZ5Fj7
It's after 5pm, and the garbage truck is only JUST NOW GETTING HERE. #grumpyoldmantweets
Snapchat makes literally no sense and is the worst invention ever.... #grumpyoldmantweets #iamnickmiller
We really need to institute "cologne control". And "perfume control". I really think it's time, folks! #GrumpyOldManTweets
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