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Sunday, 31st August | 4 PM SL Time
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BookClub SL’s August read is here!
We’re patrolling the streets of Ankh-Morpork with Terry Pratchett’s Guards! Guards! 🐉👮♂️
📖 Dragons, secret cults, and a very confused city watch.
📅 Discussion: Sunday, 31st August.
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“It’s called The Summoning of Dragons!”
“Oook,” confirmed the Librarian.
“Oh? What’s it about?” said Vimes. The Librarian rolled his eyes.
“It’s about how to summon dragons. By magic!”
“#Oook.”
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Something in (Goodboy Bindle Featherstone of Quirm’s) ancestry had given it a pair of eyebrows that were about the same size as its stubby wings, which could never have supported it in the air. Its head was the wrong shape, like an anteater.
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Part of him was marveling at the sheer beauty of the sight, but an insistent, weaselly little group of brain cells from the wrong side of the synapses was scrawling its graffiti on the walls of wonderment. It’s a bloody great lizard, they jeered.
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“There’s a dragon on the roof!” he warbled. “Nobby, it’s a dragon on the roof! What shall I do, Nobby? There’s a dragon on the roof! It’s looking right at me, Nobby!”
“For a start, you could do your trousers up,” said Nobby…
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People in Scoone Avenue were said to be so aloof they wouldn’t even talk to the gods. This was a slight slander. They would talk to gods, if they were well-bred gods of decent family.
#AnkhMorpork
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…even its most enthusiastic citizens would agree that, from a high point of vantage, Ankh-Morpork looked as though someone had tried to achieve in stone and wood an effect normally associated with the pavements outside all-night takeaways.
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When he was alone he stood and looked out gloomily over the twin city. It was drizzling again.
Ankh-Morpork! Brawling city of a hundred thousand souls! And, as the Patrician privately observed, ten times that number of actual people.
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…there it was.
The section.
The bookcase.
The shelf.
The gap.
There are many horrible sights in the multiverse. Somehow, though, to a soul attuned to the subtle rhythms of a library, there are few worse sights than a hole where a book ought to be.
#Ook
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Anyone in baggy trousers & a white face who tried to ply their art anywhere within Ankh’s crumbling walls would very quickly find themselves in a scorpion pit, on one wall of which was painted the advice: Learn The Words.
#mimes
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The Supreme Grand Master raised his hands. “Are the Thuribles of Destiny ritually chastised, that Evil and Loose Thinking may be banished from this Sanctified Circle?”
“Yep.”
The Supreme Grand Master lowered his hands.
“Yep?” he said.
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“And you, Corporal, will you please—what are you doing?”
“Searchingthebodiesir,” said Nobby quickly, straightening up. “For incriminating evidence, and that.”
“In their money pouches?”
Nobby thrust his hands behind his back. “You never know, sir,” he said.
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. Carrot nudged Nobby. “There’s a monk—” he began.
“Don’t say it!” said Nobby urgently. “Don’t say the word! It’s the Librarian. Works up at the University. Always comes down here for a nightcap of an evening.”
#Ook
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“How do you spell ‘contravention’?” said Carrot, turning over a page.
“I don’t,” said Nobby, pushing through the crowds. A rare impulse to generosity lodged in his mind. “What d’you want to drink?”
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{Nobby) nodded to the troll which was employed by the Drum as a splatter.* “Evenin’, #Detritus. Just showing the new lad the ropes.”
*Like a bouncer, but trolls use more force.
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