#heyprof - Twitter Hashtag

over 4 years ago

Hey, prof. I know it's a class on rewriting, but I haven't written a first draft yet. This should work out, right? #heyprof

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Jon Danziger @jondanziger

over 4 years ago

Hey, prof. What if I just didn’t turn in the final paper? What then? #heyprof

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Jon Danziger @jondanziger

over 4 years ago

"Hey, prof. Hope you're having great holidays. Here's all the work for the semester, which I just forgot to submit, tbh, lol, you can get my grade in today? k thx bai" #heyprof

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Jon Danziger @jondanziger

over 4 years ago

“Hey, prof. Just submitted my final assignment. Nonetheless, hope your holidays are happy.” Brutal, tbh #heyprof

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Jon Danziger @jondanziger

over 4 years ago

“Hey, prof. Gonna be late to class tonight. Also may have to leave early. Also may have to take a call in the middle of class - important. Also missed last week’s, did we go over anything important? K thx” #heyprof

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Jon Danziger @jondanziger

over 4 years ago

"Hey, prof. Signed up for your class, but I don't really like the course description. Maybe we can have a vote on the first day of the semester, see if everybody wants you to teach what I want, instead of what you have planned?" Spring registration has begun. #heyprof

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Big Snug @BigSnugALot

over 6 years ago

@jondanziger I’m watching that right now as I fly into JFK I figure we can call #HeyProf former student/boyfriend, he definitely works in finance I’ll broker the deal for a chance to make a secondary market

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Jon Danziger @jondanziger

almost 7 years ago

"Hey prof, missing class tonight, because it's my birthday." I mean, A+ for candor, I guess? #heyprof

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HeyProf! @HeyProf_fr

over 7 years ago

✨🌟 Bonne année 🌟✨ L’équipe de #HeyProf vous adresse ses meilleurs vœux de réussite, de santé et de bonheur. 🥂🍾 Des projets, des challenges et apprendre un peu plus chaque jour, c’est tout ce qu’on vous souhaite pour #2019 🎉

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duemilaquarantasei @2mila46

over 7 years ago

-prof, ma mozart era quello cieco vero? -no, quello era beethoven, e comunque era sordo. #heyprof #auguri

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Jon Danziger @jondanziger

over 7 years ago

'Hey, prof, remember this email I sent you earlier in the week? Yeah, me neither. So I'm sending it now. (Again, right? LOL) So: extra credit for your students?' #heyprof

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Jon Danziger @jondanziger

over 7 years ago

Oh, my goodness, it's a #heyprof Hallowe'en bonanza! 'Hey, prof. I failed your class four years ago because I didn't turn in anything. Here's all my work. Grade it now? K thx bai.'

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Jon Danziger @jondanziger

over 7 years ago

"Hey, prof. I'm not your student, or even in your department. But I'd like to take over your class for an hour or so, have your students complete my research project, and for you to offer them extra credit. Sounds good, right? Thx." #heyprof

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Jon Danziger @jondanziger

over 7 years ago

"Hey, prof. Didn't care for the paper topic you assigned, as I emailed; nor for the second, third or fourth options you gave me. Waiting to hear from you for some more ideas. What's up?" #heyprof

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Jon Danziger @jondanziger

about 8 years ago

“Hey, prof. I’ve got four solid pages and think it’s done. Would you like me to pad it out with an extra page of bullshit?” PLEASE DON’T #amgrading #heyprof

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Jon Danziger @jondanziger

over 8 years ago

"Hey, prof. I've got to withdraw from your online class -- I didn't realize I had to pay tuition for it." Sweet fancy Moses. #heyprof

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Jon Danziger @jondanziger

over 8 years ago

This week: one student gave me a long exegesis on fuck buddies; another texted self-identifying as "the sassy gay one"; yet another talking shit about me on Rate My Professors. That's like the #heyprof Triple Crown or something.

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