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Learning how to drive and then buying a Mercedes

Last night my tusi dealer was blackout drunk and seemed to forget where he was when he was . Before falling asleep he said “so whose girl am I stealing?” And I said “huh?? I’m no one’s girl?? I’m Rish” and he said “ohhh heyyy what’s up”

robi playing with ball right now too bad i’m an absent mother focused on my work