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@SPQPR1 When I was younger (so much younger than today), I never needed anybody’s help in any way whatsoever.
But now - well you can guess.
#IAmHereAllWeek
Patient: Doctor doctor I broke my leg in three places! What should be done?
Doctor: Don't go to those 3 places again.
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Being jailed for this is very harsh considering the entire crime was the theft of popcorn and sweets during one visit to Worcester Cineworld. #cinemaisexpensivejoke #Iamhereallweek
Shoplifter jailed for £500k refund crime spree https://t.co/IyiYaguXTM
This is why punctuation is important 🤣
This would’ve turned out completely different if he would’ve forgotten the comma🤣
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#SkipBaylessIsAClown
Two TV aerials on the roof fell in love, got married and joined togther. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was amazing! #iamhereallweek
I see Martin Kemp is trending (having been on #MaskedSingerUK ), which reminds me of the time I tried to write a song for Spandau Ballet, but I found it hard to write the next line!
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Get your shimmiest shirts at the ready, it's time to sparkle for their Marble-lous birthday 🎉 #iamhereallweek 😎 #punverymuchintended #happybirthdayyoufilthyanimals
@Miles28x Don't know honey. Let it be. 😳
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@LauraJanePais @Miles28x Ladies, if your boyfriend wants matador equipment for Christmas...
That's a big red flag. 😳
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Morrison is cooked
……unlike his curried chicken.
#Auspol
#ausvotes
#sorrynotsorry
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#MumJokes
Custard is trending, which reminds me of the time I stole several cases of rhubarb and got caught and put in custardy!
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An M.P.'s wife was talking to a friend of hers, and said "You know, my husband has terrible dandruff."
Her friend said "Have you tried giving him Head and Shoulders?"
The M.P.'s wife then asked "How do you give him 'shoulders'?
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What's got four legs and no ghosts?
A de-bunked bed
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HAPPY CHRISTMAS-EVE EVE!
And for all my followers called Eve:
"Happy Christmas-Eve Eve, Eve!"
P.S. If it's not too late, I am available to write Christmas-cracker jokes
#HappyChristmasEveEve #IAmHereAllWeek 😄
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