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Listen men and women, get some sun on your genitals. I’ve been laying here under the sun and have been harder than a rock for 3 hours. God bless sun.thank you evolution. Go outside and get your penis and vaginas some sun! #animals #bbc #sun #health #imgettingsoft
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I said what I said.
To the ABSOLUTE DAWGS making sure you can get to work, thank you 🙏 #Dawg #Snow #cold #ImGettingSoft #Winter
I may be up for the Nobel Peace Award after not breaking wind on a crowed bus on our way to Magic Kingdom tummy was grumbling and I held on tight. the mini Snow White sitting behind me has no idea the danger I saved her from #payingitforward #imgettingsoft
Not sure how I got roped into issuing these retro uniforms from 10 years ago...but here we are and the girls love them🤷🏻♀️. #gottapickmybattles #ilostthisone #imgettingsoft

Brian Kelly gives classy interviews and has a great team. I don’t hate him like I used to. #ImGettingSoft
Deleted the Sampson tweet..didn’t want to give the puff piece more clicks and probably too harsh #imgettingsoft
I gave about 150 hugs yesterday morning at griak & if you know me you know I’m not a hug person #imgettingsoft
On the flight back from vacation I watched this movie. It was cheesy and predictable. Couldn't stop crying. #imgettingsoft https://t.co/x6e5XseG1B
Saturday looms large for me! Moving my son off to college...and not looking forward to it at all. Watched my little man grow into his 6ft 4in body now and can't grasp it! Prayers for me and his mother please!!! #slowdown #imgettingsoft Proud Dad though!!!
Damn never though I’d say this but I miss the school food now that I starve and I miss y’all man. Stay up Ouchi 🙏 #ImGettingSoft
What I have learned today...... I hate being touched no one touches I hate hugs but....... Today I hugged ppl from my karate family I didn't jump and I didn't die and it wasn't to bad must feel safe round u lot #karatefamily #allbritainwadokai #imgettingsoft 😂🥋👊🇯🇵💜
Guy: Who is the @steelers fan?
Me: That would be me, fan for life.
Guy: You from Pittsburgh?
Me: I lived just south.
Guy: I'm from Massachusetts, you can guess who I like.
Me: I guess if there weren't fans for each team, it wouldn't be much of a sport. #ImGettingSoft #INeed🏈
Let's go for a walk he said ..... fifty layers #itswarmerinhayling #imgettingsoft #pleasegobacktonormal @mjb_1971
I'm wearing Sorels, a Canada Goose jacket and driving in a "warm" vehicle and I'm still freezing. There are hockey rinks in California. Why am I still here? #imgettingsoft
I actually teared up when I heard that Delores O’Riordon died. I loved the Cranberries..... takes me back to a much more stable time when things made sense. #90sforever #RIP #ImGettingSoft
@BSmile @UniWatch @Pirates @gbrowniepoints @BiertempfelTrib @PhilHecken @Buster_ESPN @PittsburghPG @nlbmprez Made the H.O.F.cause of 1 thing...but that 1 thing is still discussed...used to have prob.with him in h.o.f. No more ..#imgettingsoft
watching the @LaureusSport awards and I've cried at every winner's VT... #soinspirational #imgettingsoft
Just caught a guy stealing shit from my yard and I didn't even beat his ass. He did give it back immediately though. #imgettingsoft #toonice
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