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it’s for dave to look at after karkat dies #ImmortalProblems
davekat where dave likes to take videos of karkat but they all look like dead wife montages
Accidentally told oomf I’m 178 years old #immortalproblems
Many people don't find me "relatable."
That's fine.
I don't find them "relatable" either.
Damned mortals.
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Ugh I hate it when my scribe passes out on his keyboard after a bender. I inevitably sit there over his shoulder like...
#InThePantheon #ImmortalProblems #AtLeastDrinkGoodTequila
Anyone else ever get a song stuck in their head and you can't figure out what the name of it is because it's a classical piece and no one else has heard it because the song was never written down and it was only performed once 700 years ago to honor you? #ImmortalProblems
That #awkward moment when your #murderer just doesn't have his shit together and you're immortal. #BookFriday2019 #immortalproblems #HardKnockAfterlife
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My liver was a little to the left. Pass me my cellphone, I'll google it for you. #immortalproblems #serialmurderertakedowns #scifibooks #ParanormalFantasy #childrenofankhseries #CHILDRENOFANKH https://t.co/FhRAPxntxb… https://t.co/qmXlE86cGj
Barely able to breathe, she asserted, “Just leave me. Go.” She heard ominous thundering clicks in the distance and managed to look. Seriously? From around the corner came a dozen enormous #scorpions the size of buses. #ChildrenOfAnkh #HardKockAfterlife #immortalproblems
“My liver was a little to the left. You missed it by a hair. Do you need a moment to figure this out? Pass me my cellphone and I’ll google it for you?” #immortalproblems #HardknockAfterlife #antiherosocialclub #ChildrenOfAnkh #paranormalfantasy
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? im still alive and i dont know why
Is there something special you want to be murdered in, or can I just grab you anything? #quotes #childrenofankh #darkfantasy #antiherosocialclub #immortalproblems #shenanigans #BookSnaps #writercommunity
I've already been the virgin sacrifice this year, so it's your turn. #antherosocialclub #shenanigans #tomfoolery #magic #immortalproblems
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