Top Tweets for #itdoesnothing
Seriously though, I need people with dongs to take a *singular* square of toilet paper to the damn urethra, and let the magic of water’s cohesion properties pull the last drops out so you don’t have pissy underwear.
It’s not that hard!!!!
#stopshaking #itdoesnothing #hottake
gn only real ones can say it back
#ItDoesNothing
Today might just be the day we have to flip the plastic knob on the hvac system to “winter” 😕#itdoesnothing
The strangest part of being in someone else’s house is trying to figure out what light switches are for. Most of us don’t have that figured out in our own house yet #whatisthisfor #itdoesnothing
@abc730 @paulkeating thankyou! Bring on the next election and change the absolute dribble we are tolerating. #stopprayingscomo #itdoesnothing
What's the point of flipping the bird while driving? #IDidntDoAnythingWrong #ItDoesNothing #MiddleFingersUp 👋☝️
Going to have to switch from morning coffee to morning cattle prod.
#coffee #itdoesnothing #caffeinetolerance
Why do the managers at my work think it's okay to make someone shake a sign for 2 hours ... #itdoesnothing
Hey guys if you keep complaining about school tomorrow I'm sure you won't have to go!!! #itdoesnothing #plzstop
I have never understood the purpose of automated DMs. I just look, laugh, and delete. #socialmedia #ItDoesNothing #FakeEngagement
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