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Why is everything surrounding Harry and Meghan Markle and the births of their children so unnecessarily complicated? 😭 Let’s put aside all the speculation about whether Meghan gave birth. I’m talking purely about what Harry himself has written. The Palace announced that Meghan had gone into labour, only for Harry to say in Spare that Archie had already been born. Harry says he even had a “tiff” with their communications secretary about it because, as he put it, “she’s not in labor anymore.” And the explanation was that “the press must be given the dramatic, suspenseful story they demanded.” Then we get to Harry’s own timeline. 5:26 a.m.: Archie is born. 6:26 a.m.: Harry says he watched nurses running tests on his “hour-old son.” Before 7:26 a.m.: Harry says they had left Portland Hospital and were “back at Frogmore.” So, according to Harry’s own account, birth, newborn care, Meghan’s post-delivery care, discharge, leaving Portland and travelling all the way back to Windsor… WITHIN. TWO. HOURS. And I mean WITHIN two hours. 😌 Things really do happen differently in the Harry and Meghan universe. Meghan Markle really is a superhuman. Huge mad respect to that woman. Going to Portland, having a baby, getting through the necessary checks and recovery, leaving the hospital and making it all the way back to Frogmore within two hours? I guess the doctors, nurses and driver were working at Formula 1 speed that morning. 😌😂 And oh, Meghan Markle, that belly looks lopsided. You might want to arrange that. Also unusually high for a post-delivery belly, IMO. 👀😌