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Never judge someone off of their actions in the past, when it comes to what they’ve done (sexually).
But.. we Def judging on who you was Fkn with.
If they’re below par.. that changes how I look at you.
#JokeADay
Ppl: What you about to do?
Me: Take a Nap
Now:
1. You don’t have to divulge what you really finna do
2. Don’t have to explain why.. bcuz Ppl take Naps
3. It presumes that you too tired to do anything else
An Adult Hack for Other Ppl to Mind They Fkn Own Business‼️
#JokeADay
Are our jokes making you smile or cringe? #ChristmasSpirit #JokeADay #ChristmasJokes #ChristmasCrackers #Teachers #TeacherJokes #Teachers #EndofTerm

Idk what’s worse..
Telling people who I voted for..
Or telling em I didn’t vote at all.
#Election2024 #USAElection2024 #PresidentialElection2024 #JokeADay #PresidentialPollResults #Kamala #Trump
Went to a #Graduation today
Understand, Issa celebration for Parents (Moms) too.. but y’all gotta chill
Can’t be looking scrum-diddley-umptious, we trynna focus on these kids‼️
Missed my boy Cross the stage cuz y’all had my 👀 Crossed when we Crossed paths 🥴
#JokeADay #MILFs
It's Joke Day! 🤣 Time to have a good laugh and lighten up. Find something that makes you chuckle and enjoy the moment! Happiness is contagious, share your joy with others. 🥰 #laughteristhebestmedicine #jokeaday #spreadhappiness What's the funniest joke you know?


Happy #AprilFoolsDay! To celebrate, we’re bringing back alumni #MDA National Ambassador Ethan LyBrand’s special #JokeADay for #MDA from his popular series to celebrate. We hope it makes you smile! Donate to support kids like Ethan at https://t.co/yU9Z1SlUub
If I ever have a kid, I'm not gonna do the diaper thing. He's gonna have to get drunk and shit his pants like an adult.
#JokeOfTheDay #WritingCommunity #WriteEveryday #Humor #Comedy #Funny #Laugh #StandUp #JokeADay #WriteEveryday #MTL #Montreal
I went to a party this weekend. I brought strippers, did blow, and started an orgy in the kitchen. I was then told I wouldn't be allowed back next year for Tommy's 6th birthday.
#JokeOfTheDay #WritingCommunity #Comedy #Humor #JokeADay #WriteEveryday #Montreal #MTL #Funny #Laugh
Been with my girlfriend for 5yrs. It's not easy. The pain of waking up next to the same person everyday. You have any idea how terrible it feels? Stuck with someone you're not even attracted to anymore? I can’t imagine how horrible she must feel.
#JokeADay #WritingCommunity
Remember when Only Fans tried to move away from Porn and started having chefs and artists on their page? What a crazy 17 seconds that was!
#jokeoftheday #humor #WriteEveryday #JokeADay #WritingCommunity #Funny #comedy #standupcomedy
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Good-pie, everyone. #neverstoplearning #jokeaday #libraryfun #svillebeesjackets

Why was Cinderella bad at football? She had a pumpkin for a coach. #neverstoplearning #jokeaday #libraryfun #svillebeesjackets

Who helped the baby pumpkin cross the road? the crossing gourd #neverstoplearning #jokeaday #libraryfun #svillebeesjackets

What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter? pumpkin pi #neverstoplearning #jokeaday #libraryfun #svillebeesjackets

Yesterday I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon..... I'll let you know.
#dadjokes #jokes #jokeaday #jokeoftheday #funny
I once dated a builder but he hit the roof when I wouldn't let him stop for a tea break in the middle. #JokeADay
#JokeADay
What do you call a woman who was only supposed to blow the bloody doors off?
Minnie Driver #TheItalianJob
Why do ducks make bad plumbers?
Their bill is too big! 😂🤣😂🤣
#pottyhumor #jokeaday #plumberjoke #badjokes #dadjokes #plumbersoftwitter

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