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Just had a disagreement with Owen. I felt that my behaviour was far more mature. He disagreed, so I raised him “IS SOOOO!” It became a deadlock, until I finished him off with “Narny-narny-nah-nah!” 😝 #kidlulz
My 8 year old took sudden interest in the t-shirt I put on, which I got from running in Lebanon. “So where is the Beetroot Marathon anyway?” #kidlulz
Dear @AnitaHeiss, you’ve truly hit the big time now! Profiled for Owen’s Grade 3 project. (“It really wasn’t too hard. She has her own website.”) #kidlulz
I was teasing my middle son, he sadly had a comeback I could not defend.
“At least I don’t have a 12 year old son who’s taller than me.”
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My kids noticed a slight flaw in ‘Supergirl’. She’s bulletproof, yet she somehow has her ears pierced. 😂 #kidlulz
My strategy of getting a bullet blender and smoothie ingredients to get the kids eating healthier definitely backfired when Lewis walked back to the couch with what he called his “Diabetes Shake”. 🤦🏽♂️
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Had a few beers at a mate’s place without the family last night, which I’ve not done for some time. My son called it a play date. And that’s the end of that. #kidlulz
With all the fights for toilet paper at supermarkets, the 6 year old asked if my wife got her supply today by winning a scrag fight. #kidlulz
The shopping centre eatery was closed (unsurprising, being Monday night in Australia). Lewis was curious, “Is it Ramadan?” #kidlulz
My 6 year old schooled me on his understanding of a pretty interesting timeline for pubic hair. You get married, that hair grows, then you can have babies. #kidlulz
6 year old son enjoyed @AFLAuskick tonight. Won the game by 1 point - kicking a behind, after apparently doing “half a specky”. 😂 #kidlulz
It was a bit weird when I rolled out of bed quite late to do 20 push-ups. It got a lot weirder when my three sons heard it and ran into my room in the dark to suddenly do ‘Jumping Jacks’ and ‘High Knees Running’. #kidlulz
My new drivers licence arrived, and maybe my photo isn't the best. 5 year old son's assessment is "It looks like Daddy, but a creepier version." #kidlulz
Do you know why Donald Trump is building a wall?
5 year old: “To stop people from escaping from America.” #kidlulz
Got Lewis in training to get his Australian accent back. Every word with “ah” sound must hold it for three seconds or more. We count. Glaaaaass. Paaaaasta. #kidlulz
I asked Owen if his teacher ever says he talks a lot. He said no, which surprised me. Then he added, “She tells me to be quiet.” #kidlulz
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