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Nobody tells you that being a mum of a boy will give you nerves of steel. When I’m brushing my teeth he will jumpscare me for fun; most of the times it doesn’t work but once in a while when my mind is wandering it does and he gets so happy 🤦🏽♀️ #kkhronicles
This morning:
My son: “What was it like in the olden days”
Me: “Wdym”
“When there was no cars only horses”
“Idk there were cars when I was born???!”
😭 I can’t tell if he’s trolling or serious these days
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Ever since my son learned about coal holes and pointed them out to me I’ve been looking out for them in front of houses 🥲 #kkhronicles
Introduced my 11yo to a crisp sandwich today. He was unsure at first but gave it an 8/10 in the end lol #kkhronicles
Me to my son: how comes you turned your alarm off?
Him: I didn’t realise, the alarm was adding sound effects to my dream, one alarm kept on repeating and that was the jump sound
😂😂😂 #kkhronicles
Me: jannah lies at a mothers feet in Islam
My son: so is Jannah laughing when I tickle your feet
😭😭😭😭😭
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Today in #kkhronicles my son asked:
“Where do you think our cat thinks we get his food from”
And I realised our cat probably thinks we go out and hunt for him or something and I don’t know how to feel about that 😭
My son: why should you never trust an atom?
Me: why?
Him: because they make up everything
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Did the suspect challenge with my 10yo and he violated it saying
“Suspect is running as fast as her little legs can carry her” and running off fast on his turns to be suspect 😭
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So I was making sound effects playing Lego with my son and he says:
“You’re funny, I’m glad to have you as a mum” 🥹😭
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Today my son’s class did a lesson and exercises about boundaries and consent and he did the best in it, so much so that they said he should take their job… biggest parenting compliment 😭🙏🏽
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Asked my son to make me tea before he plays Minecraft and he said “fine” unenthusiastically.
I said don’t worry, only make it if you’re making it with love and he says “I am, see” and kisses the mug lol
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Golden retriever sons are the best, Allahumma barik.
Little man feeds our cat, has his breakfast and washes his dish in the morning by default and I have a back ache atm and he massaged it to try help me feel better 🥹
الحمد الله
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My son asked me to wake him up to fast today, obvs told him he doesn’t need to keep the whole day but I’m so proud of him for the intention Allahumma barik 🥰🙏🏽
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My son: why does homework exist, home is supposed to be where there’s no work
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My son reads my lockscreen affirmation and says “are you sure about that” 😭💀
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Yesterday I was giving a friend some PR as usj and she says “feel like I’ve been to Sephora” to which my son says “yeah, SAFora” lol he does make me chuckle sometimes
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My son:
I wonder who came up with the words Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday
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My son made a “rap” about falasteen and it doesn’t make the most sense if I’m honest but he thinks it’s sick
Is this a boys rite of passage or something 😭
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#kkhronicles question of the day
“Is it special knees or special needs”
😭
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