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Q5. I’m working multiple jobs but I’m not thriving in the US aka the “Third-world country wearing a Gucci belt.” I just want a better life, and some of the perks (rent assistance/food, etc.) other countries provide to their citizens. I researched options and discussed moving to Uganda or Namibia. I told my girlfriend, “Let’s leave the bills behind and just go.” ✈️🇺🇬🇳🇦 She was excited about the move, and researched living arrangements and job opportunities. I invited my other babymomma and son over and she had ideas about how we all could thrive as a family unit. ALL plans stopped. Girlfriend refuses to live with my other woman. I refuse to leave my children and their mother behind. We would blend well together. I moved heaven and earth to get my two babymommas to agree to move out the country and live together with me, However, a young woman I got pregnant over the summer must also join us, but I don’t know when/how to introduce her into the mix. Advice. Please hurry. #SBCCHAT

Q3. My two babymommas jumped me in front of my house and my wife watched in the window but didn’t come outside to help me. They jumped me cuz I married HER. My wife is on house arrest and she says she didn’t help me cuz she didn’t want her ankle monitor to go off. Why are all my women trash? My eye was swollen shut and all my wife could do was hand me some ice wrapped in a dirty face towel. My wife used to have a good job and she used to keep her wigs and clothes nice but she went looting with her friends and got caught. I’m so TURNED OFF by her now. She burned her hair yellow-blonde and wears these red striped Xmas pajamas all day; she looks like a tub of popcorn🍿 with eyes. AND she straddles me every other morning, while I’m half asleep; I think she’s trying to get pregnant. 😒 I don’t like my wife anymore but I can’t afford to leave her yet. Advice. #SBCCHAT

Q3. Greetings from the D [Detroit]. As a rule, Detroit women are rough around the edges and soft in the middle. Big hearts ❤️ but if you f- around, you’ll find out. So I told my female friend, Iris, that I had other female friends. Iris was convicted of attempted m^rder (her ex boyfriend), she did her time and she was a juvenile back then so that’s not on her record anymore. Her mother told me Iris’ ex hit her, and Iris knifed him while he slept. When we argue about my other women, Iris SPLITS into a different person, w/different mannerisms, even her voice changes. She starts smoking a cigarette that she pills from her bra (she doesn’t smoke normally), and she says things like, “If you go down this path with me, you’ll be missed.” Or, “I CAN make you settle down. Your momma will miss you but I’ll always know where you are.” And, “It’s a thin line between community d!ck and worm food.” Is Iris just talking sh!t? I’m feeling threatened. Side note: Iris contacted my other women and they have left me. Advice. #SBCCHAT

Q1. Last September my boyfriend said he was traveling to Dubai for business in December and he asked me to go with him. He asked me, gently, to lose a few pounds to look my best for the trip. I dieted. I bought Islamic garments to wear. I bought an app to learn basic Arabic. I tried to take a week off from work, my boss said a full week off in December was off-limits because that’s our busy season. I stood my ground, and got fired. I was in close contact w/my boyfriend during this time, I fed him, slept with him, etc. In December, I asked about the trip and he said it was cancelled. I was hurt. I told him to reimburse me for the money I spent and he sent this emoji: 🤡 and blocked me on all his socials. I opened a new IG account and saw him in Dubai with his frumpy wife. I’m devastated. I was with him BEFORE he got married, so she’s the side-chick, not me. I’ve been waiting on him for three years and he has played in my face several times. I still love him. How do I get RESPECT and the upper-hand in our relationship? #SBCCHAT