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So the Christmas present saga continues, just had a message asking if I meant to put the box of paracetamol in the gift bag Iโd given themโฆ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
#loosingtheplot
Is it Friday yet? Loosing the plot here ๐คฃ
What are we on about?
#mushroom #loosingtheplot #planetbwitched
Me wondering why I'm not getting a reply to my email to my bank, doctor and insurance and then going "duh" for the 2nd time today realising it's wgtn anni day ๐คฆ
#tootiredtothink
#loosingtheplot
#whereamiwhoami
ยฃ170 each for good seats to see one of my favourite bands @depechemode at Twickenham Stadium. ยฃ140 standing. Piss take. A pass from me. Live music again confirms its a luxury pursuit for the privileged. #depechemode #livemusic #loosingtheplot #privilege #chelseatractorbrigade
#loosingtheplot as an #academic: Student cites a paper. Me oh that looks interesting. Oh I wrote that paper๐
Well i've managed to find my house keys after putting them in a safe place a few months ago ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ (there's no hope), now I need to order more glue as I've run out #inbizhour #loosingtheplot
Does anyone else say โThank youโ to Siri when he answers your questions?...No?...Just me then!๐คฃ๐คฃ #writerscommunity #thankyou #loosingtheplot
Any one else ever lost their phone and looked high and low only to finally realise their actually on the phone to someone?? ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ#loosingtheplot
@RomanShortall This excuse for a government is seriously loosing the run of themselves. Somebody better rein them in before it's too late.
#Covid_19 #loosingtheplot
Was it me or did Borisโs bbq comment at the press briefing yesterday seem a bit impromptu catching his advisors off-guard? And letโs not get started on the way he gagged questions about Dominique Cummings #loosingtheplot
Remember dont stare at your screen for to long your eyes will go funny #loosingtheplot and you could end up like me!
We are often asked to recommend drinks choices for weddings and it takes a lot of serious thought... just be assured no thought what so ever went into this video!
#WeddingDrinks
#LoosingThePlot
#BashallWeddings
#TikTok
Iโm hoping this example of correct attire will serve as an example for the rest of the nation to start upholding proper standards of dress in the home. #standards #properdress #loosingtheplot
Day ten in isolation:
I've woke at mid day completely missed a whole morning. Winning.
On the agenda:looking out the window, talking to myself and probably another good cry ๐๐
#loosingtheplot
#whatthefuckisthis
#ineedadultconversation
OMG The #lockdown has officially sent my mother ๐คช
She is now sending my sister & I voice recordings of her singing
love songs to us in hindi
(a language neither of us understand ๐)
I would post them but they are TOO EMBARASSING ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
#stayhomestaysafe #loosingtheplot
Who needs people when you have this little cutie keeping you company ๐#NancyTheHamster #lockdownuk #SocialDistanacing #COVID19 #PanicBroughtAHamster #StaySafe #WashYourHands #LoosingThePlot #PetsOfTwitter ๐น
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