Top Tweets for #lunchproblems
Show me in the Bible where it says Guacamole 🥑 is extra.
#LunchProblems
And you know what doesn’t stop bl33ding? Your tongue. Yuck. I’m beyond skeeved out.
#ouch #glass #tongue #lunch #lunchproblems #romanceauthor #indieromanceauthor #author
Since when has there been so few crisps in a bag @walkers_crisps?? Unbelievable! #crisps #lunchbox #lunchproblems #walkers
There's always that one bad cherry tomato that ruins your whole salad! #LunchProblems
Eating a bagel and can’t help wondering why they have the hole in the middle. Be nicer if there was more of it IMO cos I’m a fatty. I want my hole filled 🤷🏼♀️🥯 #LunchProblems
That awkward moment when you put your mask on to go heat up your lunch and then forget to take it off before you shove a fork full of food into your mask #lunchproblems #canteatwithamask
Because I needed another thing to add to my stress load. #lunchproblems
Thank goodness we’ve banned microwave and fridge use in staff rooms.
We’ve officially achieved a safe return to school. I was worried there for a moment. We all know it’s small appliances and not packed classes/poor ventilation that spread Covid.
@osstf @etfopresident
Honestly though @choppedleaf who wants soggy chow mein noodles in their salad?! I was expecting crispy noodles. 🤮
#yegfood #lunchproblems
This cuppa soup looks good, but all I can think about is how many of these green bits will plant themselves right in the middle of my teeth. 😂🙄😩 #lunchproblems
Gotta love when you are waiting in line to order food and someone in front of you is paying more attention to their phone call than ordering... #lunchproblems
I love it when people talk with their mouths full.........helps me know what they sound like with a dick in their mouth.......#LunchProblems
Question : How can I prevent a full peeled apple 🍏 from browning in my child’s lunch box? #backtoschool #lunchproblems #anyadvicewouldhelp
When you look over the restaurant menu online only to find the spot is closed on Mondays. #LunchProblems
I wish there were a Taco Truck nearby I'm tired of Subway or Falafel 😪
#LunchProblems
5:30 am me: places lone pork chop in zip lock for lunch
9:30 am me: runs errands and goes to work
12:00 pm me: wonders where pork chop is
I may have just mailed someone my pork chop! #lunchproblems #missingporkproduct
When there’s no forks at your work so you eat your salad with a spoon 😂 There’s a first
#lunchproblems #wherestheforks
This is what happens when you dont check if the soup has a pop top #lunchproblems
Waiting for people to abandon their #NewYearsResolution to "bring a homecooked lunch into work every day" so the microwave queue will go back to normal. #hangry #lunchproblems
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