Top Tweets for #maeisms
Math: Mark got 2 tacos for $3, Kelly got 3 tacos for $5. Who got the better deal?
Mae: Depends on whose tacos tasted better.
#maeisms
I accidentally spilled the diffuser on him (the dog) and now he’s stinky.
#maeisms #actuallyHeSmellsLikeCinnamon
Me: “Hey, stop putting Preparation H on your bug bites.”
Mae: “Why, it says anti-itch?”
#maeisms
“That’s my friend!”
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M: “When I grow up, I might want to live in Alabama.”
Me: “Why?”
M: “Because you can keep a pet squirrel there.”
#maeisms
April Fools Day as a virtual-working, homeschooling parent means my water cup, stapler and planner went missing from my desk this morning. She finds herself hilarious. #maeisms
Quarantine has hit a whole new level. As 90s church kids, @coachsixstring & I are introducing Mae to old Carmen videos this morning. She thinks we are weird. #satanbitethedust #maeisms
[walking into the room playing her new Classic Rock Spotify station]
Mae: does this sound like funeral music?
Me: yes.
Mae: it’s called stairway to heaven.
#maeisms
We’ve been dreaming today. #maeisms
M: They may have bacon, but it’s not usually very crispy.
m: That’s okay, I’ll still shove it down my mouth.
#bacon
#ContinentalBreakfast
#maeisms
M: “Welcome to Kansas. The happiest place on earth.”
m: “No, that’s my house.”
#YouGetIt
#childhoodSpaces
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Easy. Life built with @mburnettburgess & our daughter behind the #Maeisms
What are you most proud of?
Yeah, we’ve got her in theatre. No, she’s not 16. #maeisms
“If you cut Disney Channel I’ll cut that show you watch. What’s it called...
Parks and Registration!”
#maeisms
m: I'm writing a story called "Drama."
M: Sounds like the story you just read.
m: You know how there are two songs called "Boomerang" and they aren't the same? It's like that. My "Drama" is different than the other one.
#maeisms #alwaysCreating
“Eaves dropping on grandmas is my jam.”
#maeisms
M: Sooo...how was your day?
m: ...Good.
M: ...Whyyy was it?
m: Cause I’m awesome.
#maeisms
The only male in the story:
• answered the door
• lied
• went back to watching baseball on tv
...#todaysGirl
#maeisms
#happyMothersDay
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