#marthaproblems - Twitter Hashtag

over 6 years ago

Unpopular opinion: Hot pepper vodka is the worst thing to happen to bloody mary’s. A shortcut that results in 🤢 flavor. Bring back the old bay, Lowry’s, horseradish sauce and Worcestershire sauce, please. #makebrunchgreatagain #marthaproblems

ms4cy's tweet photo. Unpopular opinion:

Hot pepper vodka is the worst thing to happen to bloody mary’s. A shortcut that results in 🤢 flavor. Bring back the old bay, Lowry’s, horseradish sauce and Worcestershire sauce, please.

#makebrunchgreatagain #marthaproblems https://t.co/7N8zfYTrCi

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over 7 years ago

Fitting your big headphones over your pompom beret is very #Marthaproblems

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about 8 years ago

Bolting out of bed in a panic because you forgot to pack an eyebrow pencil is very #MarthaProblems

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over 8 years ago

"Forgot I booked a massage and have to rush out of am aromatherapy bath" is peak #MarthaProblems

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M Waldorf-Yang @JoyfulCorazon

almost 9 years ago

I just bit a chip and a piece of it flew into my eye #marthaproblems

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Craig Backus

@craigbackus

over 9 years ago

@MarthaKelly3 They look safer than a coyote.... I think you'll be fine. #MarthaProblems

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over 9 years ago

By the time I realized I look like a toddler who dresses herself, it was too late to change my outfit. #marthaproblems

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over 9 years ago

Watching Attenborough and crying because of how much I love otters. Again. #marthaproblems

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over 9 years ago

I washed the cats' drinking fountain in very hot soapy water with no gloves, and now my cuticles are an even bigger wreck. #marthaproblems

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about 10 years ago

I don’t know how I’m going to get all this wine home on BART. Brand new #Marthaproblems.

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over 10 years ago

Makeup is far too pretty to wash my face. #Marthaproblems #femmeproblems

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over 10 years ago

Trying to decide if I'm in the mood to wear this silver mylar midi skirt out for @jay_beans's berfday dinner. #Marthaproblems

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over 10 years ago

Should be asleep but instead I am tweeting about butts. #marthaproblems

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almost 11 years ago

Just poked myself in the ear with a plastic knife. #marthaproblems

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about 11 years ago

I started to cry again, then I noticed I accidentally got covered in glitter. #sendintheclowns #marthaproblems

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over 11 years ago

I can't find my "Peggy Carter" red lipstick, so I'll have to wear my other historically accurate red lipstick tomorrow. #MarthaProblems

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over 12 years ago

Butter on the Chromebook. #MarthaProblems

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over 12 years ago

"Which shade of red or coral lipstick clashes with this safety cone orange dress in a *good* way?" #MarthaProblems

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over 13 years ago

Sure, I have milk and eggs inside of me. That doesn't make me a baker. #MarthaProblems

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