Top Tweets for #masterofdeflection
DGISPR basically delivered a 5-minute TED Talk on "How to Avoid a Simple Yes or No."
It is clear that Pakistan failed to hit Noor Wali Mehsud, and he is alive.
#BlaBlaBlaDiplomacy
#TEDTalkPressBriefing
#YesOrNoPlease
#MasterOfDeflection
@harris_wins Whenever Trump gets caught in a lie, he responds with even bigger lies and a side of absurdity. It’s like watching someone try to put out a fire with gasoline—chaotic, desperate, and destined to blow up. #MasterOfDeflection
@basilthegreat the timeless art of the conference pivot. From modern warfare to 18th-century slave trade real quick. Because why solve today's problems when you can take a historical guilt trip instead? #MasterOfDeflection #UNConferenceBingo #HistoryLessonOverdue 💀
Telecom presidents call on #RanjPillai to reduce the taxes of Yukoners paying for #UniversalHealthcare & not getting it.
#MasterOfDeflection
https://t.co/xafT2tAUTM
Scomo:
“I want them vaccinated ASAP.”
When asked for a date, “put it to the Premier’s”.
YOU ARE DOING NOTHING. Go back to Hawaii coz the states do it better when you’re not around.
#auspol #primefailure #masterofdeflection
@CTVNews Trump reminds me of a cheating spouse who accuses you of cheating before you've even got an inkling of their philandering. Trump points fingers like a guilty pro. #MasterOfDeflection
Anyone else wonder if Trump was on drugs last night - and that's why he made a big deal of wanting Biden tested before the debate? #MasterOfDeflection
@realDonaldTrump After he'd start a fire in a restaurant, @realDonaldTrump would yell at a waiter, and claim it's a hair in his soup #TheHouseIsBurning #MasterOfDeflection #WarCrimeLover
@BorisJohnson Why don’t you go away and make another one of your model buses. Tip: To make it more realistic draw a big fat lie on the side.
#BogOffBoris
#MasterOfDeflection
#UnfitToBePM
@LindseyGrahamSC You know what’s really stunning? @POTUS asked Cohen to lie to Congress. Will that get a pass in the Senate Judiciary Committee? #MasterofDeflection #WhatAboutHillarysEmails
Me: Keep your socks on; it's cold.
My 4 year old niece: No. Never.
Me: That's willful disobedience and defiance, Girl. That's unacceptable.
Niece: What's your favorite color?
#deflect #MasterOfDeflection
#My4YearOldNieceSaid
@octranspotato @OttTransitRider Or, "Well, we can't expect every city project to end on time"
Or Q "Did you know that it was not going to be on time"
Mayor: "This is not a question I feel a "yes or no" answer is appropriate for" (as in the answer to every mayoral survey question he gives"
#MasterofDeflection
I find it funny how the media and general public fall for Mourinho’s intentional ploys to take the focus off his shite team and instead put it on himself. Tut tut everyone! 😅 #MasterOfDeflection
@ABCWorldNews The U.S. Embassy in London announced the sale in October 2008 under President GEORGE W. BUSH! President Obama didn't get elected until NOVEMBER 2008 & took office JANUARY 2009! @realDonaldTrump cancelled his trip because he is HATED IN LONDON!
#MasterofDeflection #LiarInChief
@pjo1127 @jaketapper This is Trump's way of getting attention away from the real issues. #masterofdeflection
@nyc_oz EVERYTHING Trumps tweets, speaks or writes has a specific message usually reflected with a deflection motive in mind. #MasterofDeflection
#45* How DID he become a #MasterOfDeflection? He spent his life trying to hide that he's Functionally Illiterate; deflection became his art.
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