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Kids and husband upstate. Solo in apt. Plan: asleep on couch by 830. #middleageddad #stopjudging @blandro
Yes I ran the London Marathon this year but I swear I'm aching more from REALLY trying to win the parents race at the school sports day.
SPOILER: I didn't.
#sportsday #middleageddad
I really detest the 6 monthly chore of retrying all your suits to see which still fit. Then retry all your shirts for the same reason. They try to match a combo with ties that aren’t horrific. Then realise you need to go shopping last minute because nothing fits. #middleageddad
Pulled a hernia in soft play
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Kirk cousins’ wife had a field day with her Kohls cash. #kohls #kohlscash #kirkcousins #VikingsFootball #middleageddad

Today, my 17 year old daughter straight up asked me if I was older than email.
#middleageddad
Just got a @tiktok_us account and have no clue to how to use it other than swiping up for new videos! #middleagedDad
I owe this to my 10 month old. Being a dad of an infant is not always easy when you are my age. #middleageddad

@ChrisMWilliams @RossPeterson_ @KXnOFanatics Travel for sure, but more importantly, notice how that phone stayed on his hip without wavering whatsoever! #MiddleAgedDad
My 14 year old daughter just "borrowed" all of my con t-shirts. Some of them probably fit her better than me now anyways #middleageddad
@HussainsHouse Hmmm not sure I can do that?!! #middleageddad
Old = What I feel like sitting in Forever 21 waiting on my daughter. #MiddleAgedDad
I used to be such a pisshead
2 bottles at home seems to be my limit these days
#dozeoff
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Ok, after multiple embarrassing incidents, I’m finally admitting I need bifocals. #MiddleAgedDad
Putting on my reading glasses for Mad Magazine. #middleageddad
I'm in sinc with anyone called "Middle Aged Dad". #middleageddad #mineare17and14 https://t.co/66439raKqm
@lizzieshore @matthewjdowd I can't tell you how many people I knew that voted for Trump simply to vote against HRC. Mostly stemming from 90s
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