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Agreed, 100%, but maybe it's a generational thing..? I walked out of a restaurant in Seville earlier this year, as they produced a laminated QR code for the menu. Some of us luddites still go to restaurants to relax, talk, and NOT be on our phones. #MiddleAgedProblems
i absolutely hate when some restaurants ask you to scan a qr for the menu because now it’s a table full of friends just on their phones. the joy of collectively flipping through well designed menus and debating what to order while yapping is such a wholesome experience. i get the operational ease but something very real was lost
I've never felt the loss of an hour's sleep so badly, I'm exhausted.
#ClocksGoForward #MiddleAgedProblems
Today’s clock rules:
1. The iPhone clock automatically went forward 1 hour.
2. Wall clocks to be wound forward 1 hour.
3. It will take 1 hour to work out how to reset the oven clock.
4. The car clock will stay 1 hour behind until the clocks go back in October.
#clocksgoforward
THE SASQUATCH IS REAL #TomSturridge
Κάθε φορά που κλείω απο teams meeting γυρεύκω καλό πλαστικο για mini lifting
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It’s time for a midweek #middleaged perspective. How things change when you get older! I’m just the messenger. #middleagedwomen #middleagedwoman #middleagedlife #middleagedladies #middleagedproblems #middleagedprobs #femalecomedians #comedy #femalecomics
FFS. I'm so flamin' bored of this #perimenopause. Another day written off by a crippling migraine headache, which is only just starting to ease off.
Had a whole bunch of tasks to get done. 🙄😬 Never mind. 🙆♀️ Finally starting to return to myself again. 💪🏼😁
#MiddleAgedProblems
It’s a glorious autumnal morning I n York as I’m heading to Leeds to get my varicose veins sorted out 😂. #MiddleAgedProblems
That moment when you are sitting on your computer in 2 queues, one for Parents Evening, one for the Springsteen concert... #MiddleAgedProblems
Spent the morning cleaning the flat: vacuuming, mopping, dusting, etc. Tucked into a simple, tasty lunch...and promptly fell asleep like a baby. #MiddleAgedProblems
Still, I woke up in time for #ENGSWI #EURO2024 Oh no, wait. I can go back to sleep again! 😴 😆😂🤣
I'm in a place so cool (and therefore dark) that I can even see the menu. #middleagedproblems
Been up working since 5:30. Wonder whether I’ll be able to stay awake later to see in the new year. #middleagedproblems
How the hell do people manage ear-buds? I spend a disproportionate amount of my life hunting for bigger joined together ear phones, so the idea of smaller separates 🤯
#MiddleAgedProblems
I got my LDL down to 60 after a month of statins. It was 169 before that! #middleagedproblems
I went to bed so early last night, 9pm. That when I woke up for my middle of the night wee, it was only 23.19pm!
I then woke up 5.52am this morning needing another wee! 🤦♂️
#middleagedproblems
Walks into office
Sits down
Wonders who is playing music outside
Can’t see anyone
Sits down, still hears music
Looks outside again
Sits down again, still hears music
Realises had left @ThisIsBFBS on the iPad this morning on lowest setting 😖 #MiddleAgedProblems
@KendalCalling No shi*, I've just had to wee in full view of traffic. #middleagedproblems #BumsOutSunsOut #Stillgotitkinda
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