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Is soccer just Muggle Quidditch?
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Balloons represent humanity's relationship with freedom
We filled them with helium so that they may escape to the skies, but then tie them to something until they die
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Life is sexually transmitted
It’s the sweet and the sour. The sweet isn’t quite as sweet without the sour. #middleofthenightthoughts
Having an existential crisis at 3am like 'Why am I here? What's the point of it all?' Then I remember I just needed to pee #MiddleOfTheNightThoughts #ExistentialCrisis
What if ghosts exists because they're using the same platform but in a different server, and their appearance is just a glitch in the system?
And we all live in a simulation?
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Sometimes I wonder if all these UFO’s just come visit earth to look at us like one gigantic planet version of “The People of Walmart”
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But like, life is strange but it is also short. Have to try to enjoy it. And I don't want my kids to grow up thinking it is ok to be so hard on yourself, so I choose to keep trying to improve but also to like this in progress me. #middleofthenightthoughts #ishouldbesleeping
Woke up in the middle of the night. Mind began to wander. Mind randomly chose to recall the good old days of Jeb Bush being ridiculed for saying, "please clap." #middleofthenightthoughts
Yo @dgonzales1990 I’m not sciencey so can you explain to me how we can have a test for something (Covid) and know what to look for in the test but don’t know how a vaccine or anecdote? I’m not trying to be coy or anything just curious #middleofthenightthoughts
Or perhaps we are not merging. We are dividing the Old Earth from the New Earth #middleofthenightthoughts
Am I the only one whose least favorite Beatle is John Lennon?
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Ok random Friday tweet due to not being able to sleep: sometimes when I @ someone I want to put Dr. before their twitter handle if it isn't in their name. I was trying to figure out etiquette for addressing them in social media. #middleofthenightthoughts #HappyFriday #phdlife
Waking up in the middle of the night with foot out from under the covers. NOPE! Tuck that sucker back in. Cuz MONSTERS. #MiddleOfTheNightThoughts
Actually can’t get back to sleep because I’ve managed to convince myself that a bin is going to come flying through my window and land on me in my sleep 🤔🤦🏼♀️😴 #stormgareth #middleofthenightthoughts #windy
when will i be loved? #middleofthenightthoughts
Does anyone else wake up most nights at 3am with music in their head? Old songs from the past? I feel like I'm being haunted by an old musical ghost. #middleofthenightthoughts
I am still not over the early death of my mother. I sometimes wake up after dreaming she is still alive to realize she isn’t and anything I say to her in my dreams doesn’t change anything. #MiddleOfTheNightThoughts
It Has Yet To Hit Me .. That In 2 && A Half Months I’ll Be A Mommy Of 2 Girls 😭🙃😫🤦🏻♀️ #MiddleOfTheNightThoughts
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