Top Tweets for #monkeymutterings

How do you go from doing a podcast with Gary Lineker to stealing your flatmates egusi skdjdkdkksks

people on naij twitter chat like they hate their partners in advance. complete waste of time & brain neurons these convos.

If he get the pxssy without taking you out , he never taking you out😂

I think men are becoming too content with being useless. You guys literally Can’t fix shit, can’t build, don’t pay for shit , struggling to plan dates . Like what are you really here for??

You see the Cassie and Diddy case? Guys her past dey matter rofffffff,don’t go and do matured and woke shit and marry woman wey dey do freak offs oo

I don’t post about Palestine cos never seen a Palestinian post about the killings in Nigeria 🤷🏽‍♀️

the bloods b broke asfc it’s the crips who got money 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂